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Old 02-17-2006, 07:38 PM
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A cub fan goes to the gas station, he puts his credit card in and stands there in awe.
after 10 minutes of seeing the cubs fan stand there confused
the attendent comes out and asks
"whats the problem here?"
The cubs fan says" i put my credit card in and it asked me to choose a grade"
so i figured it meant what was the last grade i finnished
Problem is i couldn't find the 5 button "
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:42 PM
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good effort
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:50 PM
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:54 AM
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Good and terrible.
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:43 AM
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Well... The positives about that one.... Its not the 2006 Cubs Promo Sched again... LOL yeah thats all I got..
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:20 AM
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Uh...what?
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:21 AM
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Well, that was 10 seconds of my life that I will never have back.
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Old 02-19-2006, 01:18 AM
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Eh, that joke doesn't do it for me. It is more or less a "Polish" joke using the Cubs. You could stick any group of people into the joke and make it work: Old-time bicycle enthusiasts, sherpas, chimney sweepers, you name it.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:55 AM
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funniest joke I've heard...
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/m...ield_tours.jsp

Edit: the funny part is any part in the article
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Old 02-19-2006, 03:52 PM
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funniest joke I've heard...
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/m...ield_tours.jsp

Edit: the funny part is any part in the article
Do you have to pay the scalping agency extra to get the hardhat?
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:55 PM
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Well... The positives about that one.... Its not the 2006 Cubs Promo Sched again... LOL yeah thats all I got..
Good point.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:57 PM
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So Dusty Baker just arrives in heaven and he is being shown around by God. Then God shows Dusty to his house in heaven. A small one story house, kinda beaten up looking with a tattered cub flag in front of it. Dusty looks at the house and at the area and isn't too thrilled. Then Dusty sees this large beautiful house, great landscaping, fantastic windows and a newly designed exterior....all this with a large WHITE SOX flag flying proudly in front of the house. Dusty immediately asks God why Ozzie gets a better house then him. When God gets done laughing at Dusty he simply says "This house is not Ozzie's house......IT'S MINE!!!!"
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Old 02-19-2006, 11:24 PM
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A Cardinal Fan, a Cubs fan, and a White Sox fan are in an airplane. A discussion occurs about who loves their team more. The Cardinals fan says "I love the Cards so much than you guys love your team, to provie it, I'm going to jump right out this plane" and off he goes, jumping to his death. The Cub fan looks down and says "Wow, I don't love Cubs enough to do that". The White Sox fan says "Well, I love the White Sox enough to do this" and proceeds to push the Cubs fan out of the plane.

OK - it wasn't funny, but it was the only one I could remember.
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:34 AM
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Who are Cubs? Why are we making fun of them? I have a World Series to celebrate....
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Old 02-20-2006, 08:34 AM
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The team is a joke. Nothing else needs to EVER be said.
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