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Old 10-25-2005, 10:25 AM
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Cubs: 168 Games From World Series!!!

Pat Hughes: "Sure, we only have 15 other teams to beat to get there. But, I like our chances. Look what Houston's done the last month-and-a-half of August 2004."
Ron Santo: "Why didn't you tell me this earlier!!! I'm excited now!!!"
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Umpire: "Strike three, you're outta there!"
Ron Kittle:
"It was a ball."
Ump:
"Strike!"
Kittle:
"It was a ball, you cross-eyed old goat!"
Ump: "
Kittle, you're out of the game!"
(Kittle storms back to locker-room, turns on WMAQ 670.)
Announcer Lorn Brown: "I don't know what he was thinking. Looked like a strike to me."
Kittle:
"It was a ball!"
Your Chicago White Sox: Coming Back Home To 670AM for 2006
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:22 PM
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SOX KILL INNOCENT OLD LADY
IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN CONNECT THIS
"HEART ATTACK" TO WILLIAM LIGUE, JR.?
IT APPEARS THAT WE JUST DID, PG. 1
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:32 PM
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Trib taking hard look at holdings.

Tribune may sell some assets to pay debt, buy back its own stock or make acquisitions. Here's a look at some things that could be sold and their estimated values as determined by an informal survey of five analysts and investors.

Food Network, Chicago Cubs, WB Network and CareerBuilder.com


Funny thing is, this is an actual article from ChicagoBusiness.com
http://www.chicagobusiness.com/cgi-b...ticle_id=24687

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Old 10-25-2005, 05:20 PM
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Wrigley-fication of U.S. Cellular Continues
Ticket scalping, public urination and attack on Biggio's wife latest in South Side ballclub's attempt to mimic more popular "Cubs experience"


Man Hit By Konerko's Grand Slam
Will impending lawsuit affect his free agent choices?

Petition to Correct Flawed Umpiring
Local and national sportswriters beg MLB to assign Hunter Wendelstadt and Laz Diaz to World Series crew to eliminate bias in favor of cheating White Sox
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Old 10-26-2005, 03:02 AM
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Mass Insomnia Sweeps Chicago
-White Sox to blame for crabby, sleepy people today

White Sox Barely Win!!
-"Obviously the Astros lost because the roof was open! It was so unfair!" claims one Astros fan
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Old 10-26-2005, 03:19 AM
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Child Abuse! White Sox break heart of that kid behind homeplate in the orange sweater.
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Old 10-26-2005, 08:56 AM
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Midnight Ritual Draws Thousands Of Sinners To Houston
"Sacrifices, Rumors Of Satanic Rituals At Minute Maid Park - Need More Proof This Series Is The Brain-Child Of The Anti-Christ?"
A Commentary By Cardinal Francis George, Archbishop Of Chicago


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Old 10-26-2005, 08:59 AM
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Somber Sunrise Over Chicago As Sox Win While City Sleeps;
Classless Commish Makes 'Stros Play With Hole In Roof
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Old 10-26-2005, 09:13 AM
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Cub Fans Sleep Peacefully!
While Fans of other team bite nails, celebrate win.
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Old 10-26-2005, 03:03 PM
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Emergency Alert!! Chicago Prepares For the Worst
Happy fun loving northsiders fear utopia will be destroyed with the advent of a possible Sox victory. Invading hordes of pot smoking, fighting, public drunkeness, women slapping fans could leave their exclosed Cell and invade the "real" part of the city.

Ace reporter Paul Sullivan will outline ways to avoid the downtown in the event of a fluky Sox championship. "Go to US Cellular Field they are never there." Sullivan goes on to report on how to spot the pillagers. "They will look like extras from the Capitol One commerical."

First rate fact checker Melissa Issacson notes that she does not know what Sox fans look like but is sure that they won't resemble good ol' Geoff What's His Name.

Special Reporter William Ligue, Jr. will demonstrate the correct technique to avoid the rath of Sox fans. "Don't curse at us or my entire family will sucker punch you."

Governor suggests to all to remain in hiding until opening day 2006 "when real baseball returns to the shrine at Clark and Addison not that wasteland between the railroad tracks and some expressway on going south".





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Old 10-26-2005, 04:26 PM
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Broom-carrying Sox fans explained

"They were cleaning the streets as part of their work-release program", says official

Full story, p.52

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Old 10-26-2005, 04:40 PM
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October 26, 2005
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ALERT:
SEVERE ICE CONDITIONS REPORTED IN EARTH'S NETHER REGIONS
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Old 10-26-2005, 05:10 PM
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Broom-carrying Sox fans explained

"They were cleaning the streets as part of their work-release program", says official

Full story, p.52
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Old 10-26-2005, 06:14 PM
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...SOX HATE THEIR FANS

team prepares for 4th straight ROAD clincher

"so we aren't surrounded by Ligues and all
those other Scumbags"
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Old 10-26-2005, 06:18 PM
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Tomorrow's headline if the Sox win

SLIPKNOTTED!!!
Knue, Lipinski, and Zorn found hanging from office ceilings. Apparent suicide caused by Sox.

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