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Old 10-14-2005, 12:50 PM
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'BLACK SOX' 2005


TRIBUNE UNCOVERS PLOT BY SOX AND UMPIRES TO THROW GAMES IN THEIR FAVOR


RUMORED TO BE INVOLVED: 'SWEDE' CREDE , 'CHICK' KONERKO , 'CRACKER' PIERZYNSKI , 'BUCK' ROWAND , 'SHOELESS' SCOTTY PODS , 'LEFTY' BUEHRLE , 'HAPPY' TAD IGUCHI AND EVEN BENCHWARMER 'WEE' WILLIE HARRIS

MANAGER 'KID' GUILLEN AND OWNER REINSDORF 'THE OLD JEW' APPARENTLY CLUELESS TO FIX
My popular acclaim, our newest McGrath Trophy is awarded to SOX LA Mikey.

Congratulation, Mike. McGrath and the Cubune editorial staff are preparing their '05 Black Sox expose right now.


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Old 10-14-2005, 12:56 PM
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SOX PLANE FAILS TO ACTUALLY TOUCH GROUND AT JOHN WAYNE AIRPORT
TEAM ADVANCES TO ANGEL STADIUM DESPITE CONTROVERSIAL CALL BY FLIGHT CONTROLLERS

Brilliant. Simply Brilliant.

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Old 10-14-2005, 01:17 PM
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I just want to go ahead and get this one out there, for whenever the Sox season ends. If the Sox win the World Series, here's your Tribune headline for the next morning:


KONERKO BECOMES FREE AGENT
Sox fail to sign slugger as season ends

CHICAGO-- Another season in the books, another Sox star getting ready to pack his bags for bigger and better things. It's a shame Konerko's tenure in Chicago had to end like this, winning the World Series, when it could've been so much more if the Sox just ponied up the cash.

Inside:
"Bittersweet victory" writes Dan McGrath, page 2
Cubs off season check list, pages 3-6
Should Bears use the shotgun? pages 7-9
Wolves kick off season in style, page 10
World Series Game Seven Box Score, trophy presentation, celebration, page 11



Konerko to sign 4-year extention with Sox, page 15
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:22 PM
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SOX PLANE FAILS TO ACTUALLY TOUCH GROUND AT JOHN WAYNE AIRPORT
TEAM ADVANCES TO ANGEL STADIUM DESPITE CONTROVERSIAL CALL BY FLIGHT CONTROLLERS

OMFG simply BRILLIANT.

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Old 10-14-2005, 08:05 PM
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Thank You, one and all

Love the movie, Love the SOX

the fact that anyone thinks we cheated is Ludicrous

GO SOX!!!
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Old 10-14-2005, 11:55 PM
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Sox fend off playoff defeat
Postpone inevitable Angels pennant for another day
Inside: Paul Sullivan looks at teams that have blown 2-1 playoff leads
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:08 AM
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Bartman wins Tribune Contest
Will be sitting in row 1 down the left field line for game 6
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:12 AM
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BLACKHAWKS WIN.
DUSTY BUYS A NEW BOX OF TOOTHPICKS.
USC-NOTRE DAME PREVIEW.
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:40 AM
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This guy takes a pretty good shot at one, check out the last paragraph.
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:41 AM
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Sox Owner's Alma Mater Certain to Lose Saturday at Purdue
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:51 AM
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SIMULATED NLCS DRAWS SELLOUT AT WRIGLEY
Future Cub Hall of Famer, Ronnie Santo, Throws out First Pitch
Wood "Visualizes" Perfect Game
John Cusack Sings "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during Stretch, "I am not a fairweather fan," he proclaims

Wrigley is Center of the Universe
Documents uncovered from Einstein Archive Reveal Truth about Friendly Confines


EMPTY SEATS IN ANAHEIM!
Sox Fans fail to support Team on Road
Few Celebraties, Mostly C-Listers, Spotted at Game despite Proximity of Hollywood
"Pathetic," Dusty Proclaims



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Old 10-15-2005, 12:55 AM
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THE CELL IS EMPTY ONCE AGAIN.

MAN KILLED IN BRIDGEPORT.

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Old 10-15-2005, 01:25 AM
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"SOUTHPAW" TO GET A FACELIFT
SOX ANNOUNCE RADICAL PLANS TO RE-DESIGN POPULAR MASCOT

This rules!
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:40 AM
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This thread makes me absolutely frickin' cry everytime I read the "headlines". I laugh so hard at some of these it hurts! By far, the best thread ever!
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:49 AM
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Sox Spoil Rally monkeys Dreams

Why Sox hate animals
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