*Official* You Write Tomorrow's Cubune Headline III...

[WinOrDyeTrying]

Originally Posted by DC Sox Fan

SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE


Crede capitalizes on blown call, cheats the smut sox to victory

You win the internet

Police Blotter:
Crime Wave Hits South Side
Theft reported at 35th and Shields as Sox rob Angels
Motorists advised to lock car doors before driving through dangerous, crime ridden Bridgeport

[Ron Karkovice]

Tired, Exhausted Angels "Lose"
Should Ozzie Forfeit Game 3 for Justice?

Petition for Eddings resignation (100 signatures)- back page

[elrod]

CUBS/HALOS NATION INDIGNATION
Cheap Sox take advantage of blown call by "umpire"

Investigation into Doug "Dougie" Eddings reveals ties, payoff from South Side mob

[cheeses_h_rice]

ROBBERY ON SOUTH SIDE
Nothing New: White Sox Play Dirty, Steal Game 2 from Angels
Tribune Investigative Report, p. 2: Is Doug Eddings Related to William Ligue, Jr.?

[whitesoxwin]

Angels Ripped Off by Sox

Umpire allows White Sox "extra out" to steal an eventual win from the Halo's

A.J. Pierzynski should have fessed up like a man after Umpire error

Slow motion camera shot proved Josh Paul clearly caught the third called strike

Umpire Doug Eddings' assisting MLB to bring some excitement into what could be a boring playoff season without our Cubs, Yankees or Red Sox. In short: MLB is pulling out all the stops to save post season.

[mark2olson]

DUSTY: "WHERE I COME FROM, THAT'S NOT HOW WE PLAY BALL!"

[TommyJohn]

Chicago "Wins"

Angels robbed on blatant bad call, go up 2-0 (because they should've won)

"what was wrong with that call? It was perfect!"-Chicago 1st baseman Paul "Chick" Konerko


White Sox have cheated in postseason before
(yet another) look back at 1919

[Dan Mega]

Source: Ump Eddings was Ligue in disguise!
Jay Mariotti: Sox players and fans are 'disgusting'
Eric Zorn: Cubs fans prove they have more class than Sox fans by driving their BMW's and Lincoln Navigators to Wrigley

[Hitmen77]

Game summary:

Stoner Sox Fans Enjoy Hendrix Version of National Anthem
- WGN Radio survey shows that most listeners are offended by this rendition.

Empty Blue Seats Found At Cell
- Paul Sullivan reports that every last seat at the Cell was not occupied at all times during the game. Come on, Sox fans, what is your problem?!

Fans Not Into Game
- Our random sampling of fan noise (taken in the top of the 5th inning after Quinlan's at bat), showed the Cell to be nearly silent. We will extrapolate this to conclude that fans were silent throughout the entire game.

Ump's Gift to Sox - We'll Take It
- When you are the White Sox, sometimes you just have to rely on terrible calls to win games.

[Bobby Thigpen]

MLB To Investigate Former Sox' Conspiracy to put team in World Series.


First Graffinino, now Paul, what's up on the South Side?

Sources indicate they are still friendly with former teammates.

Sox win thrilling game 2-1. Move series to Anaheim tied 1-1.

[SOXPHILE]

HIDEOUS !
Yet another cheating scandal mars Sox "victory"
-First, 1919, now this. A complete history of Sox cheating, scandals, inside

-Plus, Eric Zorn's open letter to the Commissioner
"Dear Mr. Bowie Kuhn. I understand you're the commissioner of baseball, according to friends I met at a fon-du party. This latest example of underhanded tactics by a team wrought with a history of cheating, dirty play and ignorant trashy fans only goes to show that you must, MUST overturn last night's results and reward the victory to the Angels, and their pure style of play. Use your powers the same way Bart Giammatti did when he banned those 8 White Sox players from the 1919 team...." Read More Inside !

[ajtokarz]

Originally Posted by Bobby Thigpen

MLB To Investigate Former Sox' Conspiracy to put team in World Series.

-Zorn: Guillen/Eddings friendship began way back in the days of his umping in Venezuela. (1995)
-Mariotti: In a startling revelation. Major League Baseball is attempting to put an end to this tomfoolery by investigating the following members of the Cardinals should the Stealing Sox advance:


Former White Sox Superstar Cal Eldred


Believed to be the ringleader of the whole scheme Tony (Soprano) Larussa (shown above) in what is to be believed as illegal actions, possible tampering of Anaheim flight plan. Also rumored to tip off WCKG staff to Angels hotel.

[SOX LA Mikey]

PAUL's BONER

'BLACK SOX' conspire with UMP to
disgrace Dopey Ex-Sox Backstop

[miker]

Originally Posted by SOXPHILE

-Plus, Eric Zorn's open letter to the Commissioner
"Dear Mr. Bowie Kuhn. I understand you're the commissioner of baseball, according to friends I met at a fon-du party. This latest example of underhanded tactics by a team wrought with a history of cheating, dirty play and ignorant trashy fans only goes to show that you must, MUST overturn last night's results and reward the victory to the Angels, and their pure style of play. Use your powers the same way Bart Giammatti did when he banned those 8 White Sox players from the 1919 team...."

This is so sad its almost true. Many Cubbie fans have a false knowledge of baseball and its history.