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Old 10-11-2005, 11:20 AM
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RECORD SETTING PERCENTAGE CRIME INCREASE SEEN AT USCF!!!
First Pot smokers, now ticket scalpers
found close to Sox ballpark.
What is Sox management doing to help stem the tide of runaway crime? Nothing!


Sox Management NOT Small-Business Owner Friendly!!!
"We're still not able to get as much money as we did for flubs's playoff games," lamented one poor scalper. What is Sox management doing to help these poor helpless small-businessmen? Nothing!
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:52 PM
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Sox Face Curse of 1919 Black Sox

Oh, wait . . . that was the lead news story in the actual Trib today.
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:03 PM
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ESPN CEASES OPERATING
With YANKEES and RED SOX eliminated
network has "Nothing to Live For"
...PULLS PLUG ON ITSELF


CHICAGO TRIBUNE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Old 10-11-2005, 04:26 PM
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ESPN CEASES OPERATING
With YANKEES and RED SOX eliminated
network has "Nothing to Live For"
...PULLS PLUG ON ITSELF

You promise?
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:30 PM
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You forgot:

Eric Zorn hospitalized with latte overdose
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Old 10-11-2005, 05:37 PM
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Paranoid White Sox Fans: Curse is Real!
-Southside drug addicts drop the pot, turn to hallucinatives, convince selves "Curse of 1919 Black Sox" is real deal

Seeing Ghosts?
-"Curse" ghost of Chicago A.L. team Shoeless Joe Jackson seen floating through ghetto surrounding U.S. Cellular field, shoeless; Presumed to be robbed by crack head punks in need of money for more drugs
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Old 10-11-2005, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MrRoboto83
Fox to move ALCS to FX Cable

White Sox poor investment for Fox

Fox will declare Bankrupcy on Astro-Sox series

"so you want to be a cub fan" reality show to replace ALCS on Fox
That's funny. Other "network losing money because Yanks/BoSox/Cubs aren't in it" headlines could include:

FOX to Lose $$$ in Revenue on Playoffs - Sox to Blame.
- Network stands to reap only $2 billion in profits this year.
- Bush Admin. to bailout network after Fox is forced to air games involving unpopular south side team.
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:10 PM
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YANKMEES DEMAND RECOUNT.
"JEET-AH IS GAWD",NOO YAWK-AHS PROCLAIM
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Old 10-11-2005, 10:29 PM
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We Told You So-X
White Sox look like complete morons in titanic defeat to sleep-deprived mistreated Angels.




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Old 10-11-2005, 10:52 PM
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THE BIG LOSERS!!
-White Sox Lose Most Important Game!
Why they should just forfeit pg 9

"It wasn't ME!" Ozzie exclaims!
-Rowand says to have seen Shoeless Joe Jackson give him bunting signal
"They were all probably high from all the sorrounding smoke" says one Cub fan


Well, we gotta laugh this one off...and get our heads together tomorrow!! It was only game one



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Old 10-11-2005, 10:53 PM
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SOX CHOKE AGAIN, WE PREDICT AN ANGELS SWEEP.
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:26 PM
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TOLD YOU SO.
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:25 AM
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CUBS PLAN TO ACQUIRE MANNY, BIG PAPI, DAMON and FURCAL
Best Rotation in Baseball buttressed by Big Bats, Plans Outlined on Pages 3 and 4
"Moneyball, It was really invented here," Hendry states
Cubs reacquire Best Team on Paper Prize, Breakdown in Special Section

Proof that Sox' Curse Exists!
Despite Fans,' Team's Denial, Paranormal Events lead to Sox Demise
Berman channels Shoeless Joe, offers Concrete Evidence
In-Depth Interview with Kreskin: "There is a Curse, I offer Concrete Proof and Tonight's Powerball Numbers"
Breakdown of the Breakdown, experts Baker and Rothschild weigh in





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Old 10-12-2005, 08:30 AM
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CHOKE OF THE CENTURY RESUMES AFTER TWO-WEEK HIATUS
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:42 AM
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Sox get hosed by Angels
Angels have 66% chance of winning series, according to Baseball Prospectus; reasons why the Sox should concede now on page 5.
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