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Old 10-11-2005, 07:31 AM
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Cub Fans offer to loan Goat to Sox to lift Curse of Joe
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:03 AM
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THIS OLD CUB REVISITED

Couragous story about a fan that walked to Chicago from Arizona again this time to revive the "curse of Joe Jackson"
Cracker Barrel Restaurants Along the Way Set Record Profits
Sox' winning contributes to obesity of America by forcing man and other sensible baseball fans to overeat
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:28 AM
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LONG LOST FAMILY MEMBER OF ERIC ZORN FOUND OUTSIDE US CELLULAR.
-Blame placed on CTA for having such a confusing train system.
-Couragous young man states "I like Jello".
-See picture of heroic Corky Zorn below.



(Young Corky Zorn being humiliated and forced to sing The Thong Song, much to the delight of the terrible South Side captors behind him.)
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:48 AM
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Cub Fans Must Stay Loyal to Their Team, especially if (I want to write 'when') Sox Lose
-baseball experts agree that the Sox are unlikely to win the World Series
*Unfortunately, another one that is TRUE!!

That is ridiculous.....On one hand at least he is saying he is a flat out cubs fan and isn't hiding anything, but the part about 'unlikely to win' is the worst. Especially 'cause it is completely baseless. Since there are 4 good teams I would say they are all 'unlikely to win', but the Sox have the best chance out of them all.

The last few weeks for the Tribune have been like a comming out of the closet party for a guy that everyone already knows is gay.

We really need to stop subscriptions, stop buying papers, and stop clicking links.


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Old 10-11-2005, 09:29 AM
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ESPN DECLARES PLAYOFFS OVER
FOX LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING TWO TEAMS IN ALCS THEY CAN MAKE FUN OF
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:37 AM
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Reinsdorf forces Halos onto redeye flight
Refuses to move back game time, citing "it's not my decision" as obvious coverup
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:58 AM
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SOMBER OCTOBER
Sox/Angels ALCS Begins, Fox Sports Expects "Dreadful" TV Ratings
"We Really Miss the Yankees, Cubs and Red Sox," Claims One Fox Insider
We Break Down Sox's Unpopularity, p. 2

WILLIAM LIGUE, JR. -- WHAT DOES HE THINK OF SOX CHANCES?
Dan McGrath Catches Up with Infamous Tattooed Sox Fan, p. 3
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:11 AM
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Numbers Don't Add Up

Extensive research by Dan McGrath finds that with only 4 teams remaining, Sox chances of winning World Series is only 25%

-Police expect crime to soar around the 'Cell the next 2 days

-Where Is Eric Zorn ?
Mystery of missing future Pulitzer and Nobel Prize winning columnist deepens; White Sox fans suspected

-Inside: Mary Schmitt tells of last time she spoke with him
-"I was on the phone with him, discussing our next 'conversation' column about getting lint out of sweater vests, and why Wrigley Field and the neighborhood were so cool. I mentioned that it looks like the Sox were going to play the Angles on Tuesday, and just then, I heard a loud bump, and I think he swore, like he'd been hurt or something. Then the phone went dead. I didn't try to call him back, go to his house, or contact him in anyway; I was too scared. But I think he's in trouble."
READ MORE ON PAGES 2-12.
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:41 AM
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Bears Lose again
Another 18 pages detailing how they lost
(Articles are the same as yesterday, just different bylines)

Angels take on (Bo)Sox in ALCS

Networks lament lack of Cubs/Yankees/RedSox
Network could lose millions
Layoffs possible
Black October looms
lack of Cubs Yankees becomes reality

Hotel Prices to Hike
Tourism down as hospitality industry suffers greatly without Cubs
Industry insiders say Hike necessary to offset what SOX are doing

SOX success ... the human toll
Thousands in Wrigleyville suffering greatly
Many cant pay water or electricity
Long historical pubs could close
Lack of Cubs in playoffs has Wrigleyville waitress eating catfood
"this isnt just bad for me, think of the poor networks too"
Rolling blackouts force World Famous Marquee to darken

Local Cub Fan calls for intervention
"this just is not fair! We should be there, not them, somebody has to do
something" says Life-long fan, 25 yr old Trixie


Selfish SOX part 2
Rowand parties wildly and in excess as cubbie fan children cry in streets
"Why cant the cubs be in the playoffs mommy?" says a tearful 8 yr old fan
to his mother.

Brokers feeling the cold too
"I couldve sold an upper deck seat in Wrigley to some schmuck for $8,000 bucks. Now im taking a bath and only getting $500 to $1000"
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:52 AM
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Top 5 Sports Events in Illinois History
1. U of I in final four
2. Cubs win 2003 NLDS
3. U of I 2001 Big Ten Champs
4. Bulls 6th NBA Championship
5. Bears win Super Bowl XX
..... and a Cubs World Series would be #1!!!


fake story? Nope - it's for real in the Cubune:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...l=chi-news-hed

Just as we predicted all season, the Sox make a run for the pennant and the Cubune runs stories about the 2003 Cubs, U of I football, and the Cubs someday winning the World Series.

How can the Cubune even say with a straight face that they aren't biased?
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:55 AM
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Fox to move ALCS to FX Cable

White Sox poor investment for Fox

Fox will declare Bankrupcy on Astro-Sox series

"so you want to be a cub fan" reality show to replace ALCS on Fox
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitmen77
Top 5 Sports Events in Illinois History
1. U of I in final four
2. Cubs win 2003 NLDS
3. U of I 2001 Big Ten Champs
4. Bulls 6th NBA Championship
5. Bears win Super Bowl XX
..... and a Cubs World Series would be #1!!!


fake story? Nope - it's for real in the Cubune:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...l=chi-news-hed

Just as we predicted all season, the Sox make a run for the pennant and the Cubune runs stories about the 2003 Cubs, U of I football, and the Cubs someday winning the World Series.

How can the Cubune even say with a straight face that they aren't biased?
I know this guy and he's an Illini alum from central/southern Illinois so anything Illini is gonna be way up there. He's just using his column to pick up chicks anyways.
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:09 PM
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My top sports moment?
With a bullet, The Marlins eliminating the "underdog" Cubs!!!!!!!! ..........
FOX barely had time to hurry and get cameras in a Miami bar to show their
fans celebrating. All the other games, the FOX cameras were all centered on Chicago.
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hitmen77
Top 5 Sports Events in Illinois History
1. U of I in final four
2. Cubs win 2003 NLDS
3. U of I 2001 Big Ten Champs
4. Bulls 6th NBA Championship
5. Bears win Super Bowl XX
..... and a Cubs World Series would be #1!!!


fake story? Nope - it's for real in the Cubune:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...l=chi-news-hed

Just as we predicted all season, the Sox make a run for the pennant and the Cubune runs stories about the 2003 Cubs, U of I football, and the Cubs someday winning the World Series.

How can the Cubune even say with a straight face that they aren't biased?
That's just one idiot's sports blog. Ignore it.
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:15 PM
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Sox Fans Hate Da Bears Too
- Sox fan Mike Brown says Bears [stink].
- How Brown's rant is proof that Sox fans have inferiority complex with Bears as well as the beloved Cubbies.
- Plus how Sox fans continue to harbor hatred for the late, beloved Papa Bear who drove the infamous Chicago Cardinals out of town.
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