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10-11-2005, 06:31 AM
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Cub Fans offer to loan Goat to Sox to lift Curse of Joe
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10-11-2005, 07:03 AM
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Sox' winning contributes to obesity of America by forcing man and other sensible baseball fans to overeat |
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#273
10-11-2005, 07:28 AM
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LONG LOST FAMILY MEMBER OF ERIC ZORN FOUND OUTSIDE US CELLULAR.
-Blame placed on CTA for having such a confusing train system. -Couragous young man states "I like Jello". -See picture of heroic Corky Zorn below.   (Young Corky Zorn being humiliated and forced to sing The Thong Song, much to the delight of the terrible South Side captors behind him.) |
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#274
10-11-2005, 07:48 AM
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That is ridiculous.....On one hand at least he is saying he is a flat out cubs fan and isn't hiding anything, but the part about 'unlikely to win' is the worst. Especially 'cause it is completely baseless. Since there are 4 good teams I would say they are all 'unlikely to win', but the Sox have the best chance out of them all. The last few weeks for the Tribune have been like a comming out of the closet party for a guy that everyone already knows is gay. We really need to stop subscriptions, stop buying papers, and stop clicking links. |
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#276
10-11-2005, 08:37 AM
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Reinsdorf forces Halos onto redeye flight
Refuses to move back game time, citing "it's not my decision" as obvious coverup |
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#277
10-11-2005, 08:58 AM
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SOMBER OCTOBER
Sox/Angels ALCS Begins, Fox Sports Expects "Dreadful" TV Ratings "We Really Miss the Yankees, Cubs and Red Sox," Claims One Fox Insider We Break Down Sox's Unpopularity, p. 2 WILLIAM LIGUE, JR. -- WHAT DOES HE THINK OF SOX CHANCES? Dan McGrath Catches Up with Infamous Tattooed Sox Fan, p. 3 |
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#278
10-11-2005, 10:11 AM
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Numbers Don't Add Up
Extensive research by Dan McGrath finds that with only 4 teams remaining, Sox chances of winning World Series is only 25% -Police expect crime to soar around the 'Cell the next 2 days -Where Is Eric Zorn ? Mystery of missing future Pulitzer and Nobel Prize winning columnist deepens; White Sox fans suspected -Inside: Mary Schmitt tells of last time she spoke with him -"I was on the phone with him, discussing our next 'conversation' column about getting lint out of sweater vests, and why Wrigley Field and the neighborhood were so cool. I mentioned that it looks like the Sox were going to play the Angles on Tuesday, and just then, I heard a loud bump, and I think he swore, like he'd been hurt or something. Then the phone went dead. I didn't try to call him back, go to his house, or contact him in anyway; I was too scared. But I think he's in trouble." READ MORE ON PAGES 2-12. |
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#279
10-11-2005, 10:41 AM
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Bears Lose again
Another 18 pages detailing how they lost (Articles are the same as yesterday, just different bylines) Angels take on (Bo)Sox in ALCS Networks lament lack of Cubs/Yankees/RedSox Network could lose millions Layoffs possible Black October looms lack of Cubs Yankees becomes reality Hotel Prices to Hike Tourism down as hospitality industry suffers greatly without Cubs Industry insiders say Hike necessary to offset what SOX are doing SOX success ... the human toll Thousands in Wrigleyville suffering greatly Many cant pay water or electricity Long historical pubs could close Lack of Cubs in playoffs has Wrigleyville waitress eating catfood "this isnt just bad for me, think of the poor networks too" Rolling blackouts force World Famous Marquee to darken Local Cub Fan calls for intervention "this just is not fair! We should be there, not them, somebody has to do something" says Life-long fan, 25 yr old Trixie Selfish SOX part 2 Rowand parties wildly and in excess as cubbie fan children cry in streets "Why cant the cubs be in the playoffs mommy?" says a tearful 8 yr old fan to his mother. Brokers feeling the cold too "I couldve sold an upper deck seat in Wrigley to some schmuck for $8,000 bucks. Now im taking a bath and only getting $500 to $1000"
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http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/v...&postid=343998 " The problem with someone printing Lies all the time, is eventually, people are going to start Believing it, if you don't rebut it " - Hawk Harrelson on what happens when you Ignore The Media " Ignoring the Issues doesn't make them go away " - Score host Jason Goff " The 2006 White Sox..... simply didn't have the hunger of the Twins or Tigers" - SunTimes columnist and SOX fan Richard Roeper Last edited by Hangar18; 10-11-2005 at 10:58 AM. |
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#280
10-11-2005, 10:52 AM
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Top 5 Sports Events in Illinois History
1. U of I in final four 2. Cubs win 2003 NLDS 3. U of I 2001 Big Ten Champs 4. Bulls 6th NBA Championship 5. Bears win Super Bowl XX ..... and a Cubs World Series would be #1!!! fake story? Nope - it's for real in the Cubune: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...l=chi-news-hed Just as we predicted all season, the Sox make a run for the pennant and the Cubune runs stories about the 2003 Cubs, U of I football, and the Cubs someday winning the World Series. How can the Cubune even say with a straight face that they aren't biased? 
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#281
10-11-2005, 10:55 AM
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Fox to move ALCS to FX Cable
White Sox poor investment for Fox Fox will declare Bankrupcy on Astro-Sox series "so you want to be a cub fan" reality show to replace ALCS on Fox |
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#282
10-11-2005, 11:00 AM
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 I know this guy and he's an Illini alum from central/southern Illinois so anything Illini is gonna be way up there. He's just using his column to pick up chicks anyways. 
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#283
10-11-2005, 11:09 AM
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My top sports moment?
With a bullet, The Marlins eliminating the "underdog" Cubs!!!!!!!! .......... FOX barely had time to hurry and get cameras in a Miami bar to show their fans celebrating. All the other games, the FOX cameras were all centered on Chicago. |
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#284
10-11-2005, 11:12 AM
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#285
10-11-2005, 11:15 AM
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Sox Fans Hate Da Bears Too
- Sox fan Mike Brown says Bears [stink]. - How Brown's rant is proof that Sox fans have inferiority complex with Bears as well as the beloved Cubbies. - Plus how Sox fans continue to harbor hatred for the late, beloved Papa Bear who drove the infamous Chicago Cardinals out of town. |
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