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Old 02-27-2005, 03:27 PM
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Cubs Suck Jokes

If any ones got any good Cubs Suck jokes, post em here.
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Old 02-27-2005, 09:57 PM
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Just look here:
www.angelfire.com/il2/cubssuck/
or try going here:
http://cubssuck.knup.net/

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Old 02-28-2005, 07:07 AM
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Here's a variation on a joke I found on a really old thread here:

Mark Prior and Frank Thomas both die. God shows Mark Prior around heaven. They finally get to Mark Prior's new house. Its a smaller one bedroom with fadded cubs banners and a few hats. God looks at him and says, "Be happy, most people don't even get a house". Prior then looks over on a hill and sees a huge mansion with White Sox flags, banners, jerseys etc.... And Prior says "Why does Frank Thomas get such a nice house and mine is so bad!" God says, "That's not Frank Thomas's house. Its mine".

Whenever I see someone wearing a blue Cubs jersey I always say, "Hey nice shirt... Where's the matching red rubber ball nose and floppy shoes that go with it?"

A guy wearing a Sox hat and carrying an alligator under his arm walks into a restaurant on the south side, goes up to a waiter and says, "Hey, you don't serve Cubs fans here do you?" The waiter says, "As a matter of fact we do." The guy in the Sox hat says, "Great. I'll take a steak medium-rare and get my alligator a Cubs fan."
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Old 02-28-2005, 09:47 PM
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It's not really saying the Flubbs suck but it's close enough

Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago sports team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal to their team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued fighting until they reached the top. The Blackhawk’s fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "this is for the Hawks" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone the Bulls fan threw himself off the edge shouting "this is for the greatest team of the 90's" then the Bears fan jumped and said " this is for DA COACH" the two remaining fans looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute the Sox fan bellowed... "THIS IS FOR THE SOUTH SIDE!" AND THEN HE PUSHED THE CUBS FAN OFF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:35 AM
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Sign that hung in my Dad's office for years:

WILL THE LADY WHO LEFT HER NINE KIDS AT WRIGLEY FIELD PLEASE PICK THEM UP?

THEY'RE BEATING THE CUBS 4-1 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH.
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Old 03-01-2005, 04:03 AM
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Sign that hung in my Dad's office for years:

WILL THE LADY WHO LEFT HER NINE KIDS AT WRIGLEY FIELD PLEASE PICK THEM UP?

THEY'RE BEATING THE CUBS 4-1 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH.
I love it!

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Old 03-01-2005, 09:58 PM
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What do the World Series and a polar bear on birth control have in common?

THEY CAN'T HAVE CUBS!
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:37 PM
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What do the World Series and a polar bear on birth control have in common?

THEY CAN'T HAVE CUBS!
I like that one.
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:04 PM
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I think I heard this one here at WSI

Q: Whats the difference between Wrigley Field and a cactus?

A: With a cactus all the pricks are on the outside.
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Old 03-02-2005, 11:25 AM
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Three guys are stranded way out in the middle of nowhere,,one is a Cardinal fan, another a Dodger fan, and last one a Cub fan,,they decide they have a long way to go before they can come upon any city so they are looking for a place to spend the night.. They come upon this old farmhouse and go up to door, they explain there problem and tell the farmer they need a good nights rest for a big day tomorrow, the farmer says he has two beds in the house they can use but one of them will have to go out to the hog sty and sleep, he says it is warm out there but the old hog is really rank.. The guys decide because of the hour they would take him up on it, the Dodger fan says I can take anything for one night and heads out to the sty, the other two climb in there beds and everybody goes to sleep.. In a short time there is a knock on the door, opening it there is the Dodger fan, I cant take it he says,, so the Cardinal fan says I will switch with you only rest of night I can take it.. So everyone goes back to sleep and Cardinal fan heads out to sty.. Short time later another knock on the door they open up there is Cardinal fan--no way he says I cant stand it.. The Cub fan says night is almost over I will go there so everyone goes back to sleep.. A little later there is a loud knock on the door they open it up and there is the pig----
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:36 PM
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The most hideous tattoo, joke of the day.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:52 PM
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Evolutionary theory really has to be questioned here...b/c you would think someone like the picture above would get weeded out before he can get such a heinous tattoo.
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:10 PM
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Q: What did Jesus say to the Cubs last time he was on Earth?
A: "Don't do anything til I get back."

"Noise pollution can't be that much of a problem. There's nothing to cheer about."--State rep. John F. Dunn, arguing for the installation of lights at Wrigley Field

"There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more fielding and more hitting couldn't help."--Bill Buckner

"You get tired of looking at garbage in your own backyard."--Cubs manager Lee Elia in 1983 about why the Cubs got rid of so many players. Elia was fired later that same season.

"The Cubs were taking batting practice, and the pitching machine threw a no-hitter."--Radio deejay

"The only bad thing about being released by the Cubs is that they made me keep my season tickets."--Ken Rietz, ex-Cub third baseman

"One thing you learn as a Cubs fan: When you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth."--Joe Garagiola

"The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street--a lot of singles, but no action."--Garagiola again

Did you hear about the new Cubs soup?
Two sips and then you choke.--Old joke

"The latest diet is better than the Pritikin Diet. You eat only when the Cubs win."--pianist George Shearing
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:55 PM
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What was the headline the day the Cubs won the World Series?

"Austria-Hungary, under Franz Josef, loses war with France; German Chacellor pleased."
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Old 03-09-2005, 03:13 AM
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Sign that hung in my Dad's office for years:

WILL THE LADY WHO LEFT HER NINE KIDS AT WRIGLEY FIELD PLEASE PICK THEM UP?

THEY'RE BEATING THE CUBS 4-1 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH.
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