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06-26-2004, 11:19 PM
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Flub Jokes
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TOP 10 LIES TOLD AT WRIGLEY FIELD 10. I'm not drunk 9. Parking is no problem 8. Harry Caray has a good singing voice 7. Harry Caray is not drunk (if you saw him announce he mispronounced names after 4 innings since he couldn't read the cards. He also had slurred speech late in the game.) 6. We are not cursed 5. Sosa is a good fielder (also applies to Moises Alou) 4. Dusty knows how to manage a pitching rotation 3. Just one more beer 2. I washed my hands 1. This is our year 
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#2
06-27-2004, 06:02 PM
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How about these:
1) I'm very knowledgeable about the game, and always know what's going on. 2) I don't care if Sammy hits a homer or not, I just want the Cubs to win ! 3) This place is a shrine ! 4) The Cubs are probably one of the greatest teams ever. 5) Cubbie fans are the greatest fans in the World 6) Ronnie Woo Woo is SO COOL ! Let's buy him a ticket to the game, and pay for his beer !
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#3
06-27-2004, 07:18 PM
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Perhaps one of the biggest:
I really don't care how the Sox do.
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And nobody knows what it's really like / But everyone says it's great / And they heard it from the spiral in their eyes / ... / And nobody knows what it's really like / But everyone says it's great / And they heard it from the spiral in their eyes /.../ The spiraling shape will make you go insane / But everyone wants to see that groovy thing /.../ Don't spend the rest of your life wondering / (Everyone wants to see that thing) - They Might Be Giants — from Factory Showroom
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