Cubs Joke

[markp8867]

Maybe you have heard this one already. It's something I hope we never find out!


Q: How many drunk a-holes does it take to turn a car over and set it on fire?

A: I don't know but we'll find out when the Cubs win the World Series!

[mantis1212]

I heard a variation of that:


How many gay guys does it take to turn over a car?

We'll find out when the cubs win the pennant

[Philo-Sox-er]

mantis' version is both more accurate and funnier...

[soxwon]

oh dont let the democrats on this board, see the gay joke.
oh no they support those people.

im sure there are gay sox fans too, but not nearly as many as gay cub fans

[StillMissOzzie]

Originally Posted by mantis1212

I heard a variation of that:


How many gay guys does it take to turn over a car?

We'll find out when the cubs win the pennant

Hey, I posted that joke on WSI several months ago!!

See the "Parking Lot Becomes Cubs Lot" thread @ 4/19/2004!

SMO

[SOXintheBURGH]

How many Cub shortstops does it take to blow a game 6 NLCS?

How do Cub fans blame anyone possible?