White Sox Interactive Forums
Talking Baseball

Welcome
Go Back   White Sox Interactive Forums > Baseball Discussions > Talking Baseball
Home Chat Stats Register Blogs FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 06-04-2004, 11:05 AM
Irishsox1 Irishsox1 is offline
WSI Church Elder
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2,062
Default The Messiah is among us

Anyone who is interested in seeing "God", or "The Messiah" he will be appearing today at 1060 W. Addison at 2:20 pm. Usually the "Messiah" appears in a painting at a church or a taco in Mexico, but today he will be throwing a baseball. I urge all the bible beaters and holy rollers to get out your crosses and spread the good word. God is among us and he is a cocky, sideburn wearing, Game 6 choking, USC spoiled brat, pitching for the biggest bunch of losers. Praise the lord.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-04-2004, 11:08 AM
Michelle's Avatar
Michelle Michelle is offline
Queen of England
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,545
Default

*giggles*
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 06-04-2004, 11:52 AM
BigEdWalsh BigEdWalsh is offline
WSI Church Elder
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Utah...just moved out here
Posts: 1,815
Default

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 06-04-2004, 12:05 PM
SOXSINCE'70 SOXSINCE'70 is offline
WSI Church Elder
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: DEERFIELD
Posts: 4,999
Default

Here's hoping the Pirates score at least 10 runs off him,his ERA
soars to infinity and he's on the DL for the rest of the year with a bruised ego.


MARK PRIOR IS A SPOILED,CHOKING BITCH WHO'S FARRRRRR
TOO OVERRATED!!
__________________
White Sox baseball - JUST WIN,BABY!!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 06-04-2004, 12:07 PM
Tekijawa's Avatar
Tekijawa Tekijawa is offline
WSI High Priest
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North Mayfair/Chicago
Posts: 6,681
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by SOXSINCE'70
MARK PRIOR IS A SPOILED,CHOKING BITCH WHO'S FARRRRRR
TOO OVERRATED!!
I wouldn't go that far but as I've seen him described before, he is a Kid with Very big socks!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 06-04-2004, 12:26 PM
BigEdWalsh BigEdWalsh is offline
WSI Church Elder
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Utah...just moved out here
Posts: 1,815
Default

Gee, it just occurred to me (it's like I had a VISION!). Whenever Prior...I'm sorry...The Messiah...pitches at home they oughta have the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:00 PM
Hokiesox Hokiesox is offline
WSI Church Elder
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 2,121
Default Re: The Messiah is among us

Quote:
Originally posted by Irishsox1
Anyone who is interested in seeing "God", or "The Messiah" he will be appearing today at 1060 W. Addison at 2:20 pm. Usually the "Messiah" appears in a painting at a church or a taco in Mexico, but today he will be throwing a baseball. I urge all the bible beaters and holy rollers to get out your crosses and spread the good word. God is among us and he is a cocky, sideburn wearing, Game 6 choking, USC spoiled brat, pitching for the biggest bunch of losers. Praise the lord.


You forgot the "Hear ye, Hear ye" before you started. Other than that, very funny.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:10 PM
VA_GoGoSox VA_GoGoSox is offline
WSI Regular
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Peoria
Posts: 233
Default

[cubsfan] I heard he gets to pitch every game for the rest of the season. And he's going to bat fourth in the lineup. [/cubsfan]
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:26 PM
Cellview22 Cellview22 is offline
WSI Personality
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 862
Default

Steve Stone: "The crowd gives Mark Prior a standing ovation as he ascends to the mound."
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:26 PM
Tekijawa's Avatar
Tekijawa Tekijawa is offline
WSI High Priest
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North Mayfair/Chicago
Posts: 6,681
Default

He's Perfect through one!!!

I'm supprised the Tribune hasn't had a special edition put out yet?
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:29 PM
Baby Fisk Baby Fisk is offline
WSI High Priest
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 10,875
Default

Is this the official thread, then? Did Saint Harry descend from the clouds to offer the opening blessing?
__________________
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8633/tardis4vi9.jpg
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:31 PM
Tekijawa's Avatar
Tekijawa Tekijawa is offline
WSI High Priest
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North Mayfair/Chicago
Posts: 6,681
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Baby Fisk
Is this the official thread, then? Did Saint Harry descend from the clouds to offer the opening blessing?
No he was spotted peeing on the door at 3245 N. Halsted because, "where else was he going to go?"
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:34 PM
Tekijawa's Avatar
Tekijawa Tekijawa is offline
WSI High Priest
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: North Mayfair/Chicago
Posts: 6,681
Default

First strike out of the Game goes to Patterson...
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:35 PM
Baby Fisk Baby Fisk is offline
WSI High Priest
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 10,875
Default

Is anyone following this on TV? Just wondering if He stuck with the Big Blue Socks.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 06-04-2004, 02:37 PM
Baby Fisk Baby Fisk is offline
WSI High Priest
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 10,875
Default

Derrek Lee was on 2nd, but Alou pissed away the scoring opportunity with a fly out. 0-0 after 1. Passion back on the mound.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



Forum Jump




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:08 AM.




Design by: Michelle

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Site-specific editorial/photos Copyright ©2001 - 2008 White Sox Interactive. All rights reserved.