The Messiah is among us

[Irishsox1]

Anyone who is interested in seeing "God", or "The Messiah" he will be appearing today at 1060 W. Addison at 2:20 pm. Usually the "Messiah" appears in a painting at a church or a taco in Mexico, but today he will be throwing a baseball. I urge all the bible beaters and holy rollers to get out your crosses and spread the good word. God is among us and he is a cocky, sideburn wearing, Game 6 choking, USC spoiled brat, pitching for the biggest bunch of losers. Praise the lord.

[Michelle]

*giggles*

[BigEdWalsh]

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!!

[SOXSINCE'70]

Here's hoping the Pirates score at least 10 runs off him,his ERA
soars to infinity and he's on the DL for the rest of the year with a bruised ego.


MARK PRIOR IS A SPOILED,CHOKING BITCH WHO'S FARRRRRR
TOO OVERRATED!!

[Tekijawa]

Originally posted by SOXSINCE'70
MARK PRIOR IS A SPOILED,CHOKING BITCH WHO'S FARRRRRR
TOO OVERRATED!!

I wouldn't go that far but as I've seen him described before, he is a Kid with Very big socks!

[BigEdWalsh]

Gee, it just occurred to me (it's like I had a VISION!). Whenever Prior...I'm sorry...The Messiah...pitches at home they oughta have the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame.

[Hokiesox]

Originally posted by Irishsox1
Anyone who is interested in seeing "God", or "The Messiah" he will be appearing today at 1060 W. Addison at 2:20 pm. Usually the "Messiah" appears in a painting at a church or a taco in Mexico, but today he will be throwing a baseball. I urge all the bible beaters and holy rollers to get out your crosses and spread the good word. God is among us and he is a cocky, sideburn wearing, Game 6 choking, USC spoiled brat, pitching for the biggest bunch of losers. Praise the lord.

You forgot the "Hear ye, Hear ye" before you started. Other than that, very funny.

[VA_GoGoSox]

[cubsfan] I heard he gets to pitch every game for the rest of the season. And he's going to bat fourth in the lineup. [/cubsfan]

[Cellview22]

Steve Stone: "The crowd gives Mark Prior a standing ovation as he ascends to the mound."

[Tekijawa]

He's Perfect through one!!!

I'm supprised the Tribune hasn't had a special edition put out yet?

[Baby Fisk]

Is this the official thread, then? Did Saint Harry descend from the clouds to offer the opening blessing?

[Tekijawa]

Originally posted by Baby Fisk
Is this the official thread, then? Did Saint Harry descend from the clouds to offer the opening blessing?

No he was spotted peeing on the door at 3245 N. Halsted because, "where else was he going to go?"

[Tekijawa]

First strike out of the Game goes to Patterson...

[Baby Fisk]

Is anyone following this on TV? Just wondering if He stuck with the Big Blue Socks.

[Baby Fisk]

Derrek Lee was on 2nd, but Alou pissed away the scoring opportunity with a fly out. 0-0 after 1. Passion back on the mound.