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Old 05-05-2004, 12:12 PM
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Default Hmm...rub dirt on my hands, or pee on them?

According to Gary Miller of ESPN, Moises Alou urinates on his hands, in lieu of using batting gloves. I'm just sayin' is all...
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:54 PM
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Fits in perfectly at the Urinal, where fans wash their hands in urine.
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:26 PM
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According to Gary Miller of ESPN, Moises Alou urinates on his hands, in lieu of using batting gloves. I'm just sayin' is all...
Gary Miller would know. He is ESPN's urination expert.
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:26 PM
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They mentioned this story in the Cubune today, too. Moises also mentioned that there are others in the Scrub clubhouse who do the same thing!!!

Even more hilarious was Moises' dismay that he thought that this whole conversation was "off the record".

Maybe we've got the making for a new chant for Moises when the Scrubs come to USCF:

"WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS!"

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Old 05-05-2004, 01:37 PM
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Even more hilarious was Moises' dismay that he thought that this whole conversation was "off the record".
Was Moises pissed off that his quotes were made public?
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:42 PM
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"WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS!"
Perfect! Let's try and remember that one.
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:20 PM
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Gary Miller would know. He is ESPN's urination expert.
That's right. Wasn't Miller was once collared in Cleveland for urinating out of a window?
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:23 PM
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They mentioned this story in the Cubune today, too. Moises also mentioned that there are others in the Scrub clubhouse who do the same thing!!!

Even more hilarious was Moises' dismay that he thought that this whole conversation was "off the record".

Maybe we've got the making for a new chant for Moises when the Scrubs come to USCF:

"WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS!"

SMO
i like that! i wish i had tix to the sox cubs games because the chants would be great. there should be one for every player on the cubs.
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:25 PM
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heres the link
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:55 PM
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Is that pine tar on Alou's bat?
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Old 05-05-2004, 05:26 PM
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That is absolutely nasty and fits in with all the sloven pigs that incorporate Wrigley's bathrooms.


"I've urinated on more than just my hands."
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Old 05-05-2004, 08:49 PM
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Gary Miller would know. He is ESPN's urination expert.
I thought Mark Schlereth was ESPN's urination expert... He admitted a couple of years ago that he (and a number of other NFL players) often peed in their uniform pants during games due to lack of bathroom breaks. It became a problem during one game (post pee-pee) when he had to fill in at center for an injured teammate. Ewwww......

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Old 05-05-2004, 10:06 PM
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:21 PM
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I wonder if being in Chicago Moistes learned this little trick from hanging out with R. Kelly.
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:45 PM
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Default News Story on WGN: Alou pees on his hands!

Did you see this story on Channel 9 tonight? It was one of their main news stories (about 10 minutes into the newscast). Cubs-mania is really out of control in Chicago if we're reduced to talking about Cub player's pre-game urine rituals.

Alou must really hate those troughs they have at Wrigley Field to resort to this!
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