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Old 06-03-2003, 08:19 PM
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Default god these cubs games are predictable

Every 2 minutes, the producer has to put the camera on some hot little piece of ass in the stands.

This team has manipulated a generation of fans into thinking Wrigley is the place to be. Notice they never put the camera on that ugly old lady that sits behind the visitor's dugout and has had season tickets since at least the early 80s. Look for her in the 7th inning stretch.
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Mr Sosa, ever think of endorsing bulletin boards?
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:20 PM
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There's as many ugly old ladies there as there are at Packer games. Arne Harris hat shots never showed faces, did they?
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:21 PM
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This news has exploded on the Score and ESPN 1000.
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:22 PM
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Oh man I just can't stop laughing! Now my Flub fan friends' can shove this up their booty!
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:22 PM
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Albert Belle corked his bat...but NOT when he was with the White Sox...of course, the media will conveniently "forget" that, and will make it sound as if he DID use a corked bat while playing for the Sox...

The spinmasters are busy right now and will be up all night coming up with a myriad of excuses for SHAMme...and it will be downplayed...no big deal...of course, it is a White Sox conspiracy!

And the scrub fans will be doing their own spin...I'll have to truck on over to a scrub board and see what the buzz is.




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Old 06-03-2003, 08:23 PM
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It's on ESPN2 Bottomline during a boxing match. Word is out. I hope it gets HUGE publicity and that the Cubune can't cover it up. I called my best friend Cub fan and he's trying to play it off like Chip and Steve, but bwuahahahaha!
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:23 PM
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Bigger Picture. Can you find the Cork?

http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492...=img&id=344884
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:23 PM
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"Batting 3rd & playing right field......."
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:25 PM
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Damn. I missed it. But good news nonetheless. I don't think Sammy realizes having a cork bat doesn't help him when he is striking out 90% of the time.
The TBS announcers said "Wow, he is corking to strike out more." or something to that effect.
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:26 PM
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Oh-bla-dee, Oh-bla-da : Will "Life Go On" for Corky Thatcher (also known as Sammy Sosa)?
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:26 PM
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Beat me to the punch, LuvSox.

A Corky Thatcher referance had to come up sometime.
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:27 PM
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Oh-bla-dee, Oh-bla-da : Will "Life Go On" for Corky Thatcher (also known as Sammy Sosa)?
I hope he's banned from baseball and that all Cubs games with him in them are forfeits
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:27 PM
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I've never said or thought this before in my life but I want to know what Mariotti will say about this...
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Old 06-03-2003, 08:27 PM
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Classic Chip ... anyone hear him say (paraphrased) that with the interest levels and attendance woes baseball is having ... one shutters to think the affect of Sammy having to miss the upcoming Yankees series.

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Missing the Yankees would be a good start on a punishment. Unfortunately, there would be a procedural appeal. But imagine the reaction of the poor knows-nothing-about-baseball-but-the-hype sap who pays $1,500 for a ticket to see the Yankees at Wrigley and sees that both Sammy Sosa and Babe Ruth are out of the lineup.
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