Todd Helton charged with DUI

[doublem23]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...5677--mlb.html

Great mug shot, though...

[ChiSoxFann]

At least Fisk opened his eyes.

[RKMeibalane]

Originally Posted by doublem23

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...5677--mlb.html

Great mug shot, though...

What's really disturbing is that without the article, I wouldn't have recognized him based on this photograph.

[kittle42]

I hope he didn't outblow his OBP.

[Red Barchetta]

I'm sure Nike is proud of the accidental advertising.

Looks like he slept through he picture.

[SoxNation05]

Look at that neck.

[doublem23]

Aw, just another poor guy whose earned $160 M over the course of his life just trying to buy some lottery tickets, guys. Classic story, really.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

[chicagowhitesox1]

It's kinda strange that he would even buy lottery tickets but more so while drunk. I kinda have to wonder what was going through his head. Maybe having made over 150 million isn't enough for Helton. Then again even if I had that much money, I would probably buy scratch offs for the fun of it. It's always fun to win a scratch ticket.