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Old 08-05-2005, 04:30 PM
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Default *Official* You Write Tomorrow's Cubune Headline IV...

Due to the popularity of the original thread, we had to close it to make things easier on the server. Feel free to read it by following the link and feel free to keep those hilarious headlines coming...

Volume 1
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Volume 2
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Volume 3
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/v...ad.php?t=58305

Sox lead nearly down to double digits.

Flubs fighting hard for the WC - only 3 teams between them and a playoff slot!

See interview with Ronnie Woo Woo - How he survived his chance encounter with William Lique at Soxfest
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:56 AM
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CLASSLESS GUILLEN MOCKS FAT PEOPLE

Plump Jenks dismisses insults with stoic pride, but Ozzie's Call-to-Bullpen antics a disgrace. 4 page editorial tirade inside.
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Old 10-23-2005, 11:04 AM
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Sox Tragic Number: 4
After lucky start to season, Sox find themselves four games from elimination from the post season.

Three weeks of doom:
Third time in as many weeks Sox find themselves 3 or 4 games from elimination and collapse.

Media hysteria at US Cellular as the biggest collpase in MLB history unfolds.


OTHER BASEBALL NEWS
Houston Astros lose gutsy first game of baseball championship.
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Old 10-23-2005, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by downstairs

Three weeks of doom:
Third time in as many weeks Sox find themselves 3 or 4 games from elimination and collapse.
That's awesome!!!
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Old 10-23-2005, 11:12 AM
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Report: Sox hired Tanya Harding's goons to sabotage Clemens' hamstring

Kerrigan: "It wouldn't surprise me"

Konerko still unsigned for '06
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Old 10-23-2005, 11:21 AM
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Contreras Loses Cool - Throws at Ausmus and Bagwell!

Spartans throttled by Wildcats!
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Old 10-23-2005, 11:36 AM
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The End Is Near: Contreras Taken Out In 8th

Sox Starters Faltering On Grand Stage

Inside: What Greg Maddux would do in same situation; pitch-by-pitch recount.

Also Inside: 'Cats handily beat MSU-We jump on the Northwestern bandwagon.

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Old 10-28-2005, 10:15 PM
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1,7 million unemployed sox fans at RALLY.
Cubs start 06 road to Series- Resign GLENDON RUSCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-28-2005, 10:38 PM
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Thousands of fans celebrate with Sox.


That's the actual headline on Chicagosports.com.
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Old 10-28-2005, 11:00 PM
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Clooney Saves Oprah

Millions of women tune in for second half of what was the lowest rated first half of her show EVER

First segment of show practically RUINED by some Icky baseball team
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Old 10-28-2005, 11:12 PM
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Somber Rally
- A few thousand Sox fans attend swan song for fluke team
- Dismantlement of team, another long pennant drought in store for fans



Cubs Look to Stockpile Talent for '06 Championship Run
- Team planning parade routes for next October
- Mark your calendars: Cub tickets go on sale in February!
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Old 10-29-2005, 08:40 AM
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Sox still haven't signed Konerko.

-Scandalous ingratitude shown by Reinsdorf, Inc.
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Old 11-30-2005, 02:38 PM
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Sox Keep Another Slow-Footed DH/1B
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Old 11-30-2005, 02:40 PM
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Where's the Greater Speed Ozzie?
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Old 11-30-2005, 02:53 PM
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Konerko Signing Confuses Sox Fans into Starting Redundant Threads On WSI!
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