Soxfest 2013

[salty99]

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news...r_cws&c_id=cws

[Lip Man 1]

If they blow a playoff spot after leading the division over a hundred days, it's going to make for an "interesting" convention to be sure.

Lip

[Chez]

Donnie Veal will be there for only 4 minutes each day.

[amsteel]

Bunting seminars hosted by Kevin Youkilis!

[eriqjaffe]

Originally Posted by Chez

Donnie Veal will be there for only 4 minutes each day.

And he'll only sign autographs for lefties.

[eriqjaffe]

Liriano will be scheduled to attend, but he'll wind up well outside the hotel. THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES.

[amsteel]

Paul Konerko will give a riveting opening speech on Friday night, but will be unable to appear the rest of the weekend.

[soltrain21]

Originally Posted by Lip Man 1

If they blow a playoff spot after leading the division over a hundred days, it's going to make for an "interesting" convention to be sure.

Lip

Never leading by more than three games as a rather subpar team.

[BainesHOF]

Ramirez will be benched from his autograph session for showing up late to the Palmer House.

[DSpivack]

Donald Veal will get lost on the way there by only making left-handed turns.

[BainesHOF]

Phillip Humber's autographs begin perfectly readable before degenerating into an unintelligible scribble.

[QueerGirrl]

Originally Posted by BainesHOF

Phillip Humber's autographs begin perfectly readable before degenerating into an unintelligible scribble.

Hahaha!! You guys are awesome.

[tony1972]

Originally Posted by salty99

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news...r_cws&c_id=cws

I hear the 1st whole day is dedicated to sac bunting...

[ChiSoxGirl]

I'll be there for my personal 20th anniversary of attending SoxFest!

[amsteel]

Orlando Hudson will be hired as a Spanish translator despite not speaking Spanish. Upon learning this, management decides to duct tape his mouth shut the rest of the weekend.