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Old 10-13-2005, 10:17 AM
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Game summary:

Stoner Sox Fans Enjoy Hendrix Version of National Anthem
- WGN Radio survey shows that most listeners are offended by this rendition.


Empty Blue Seats Found At Cell
- Paul Sullivan reports that every last seat at the Cell was not occupied at all times during the game. Come on, Sox fans, what is your problem?!


Fans Not Into Game
- Our random sampling of fan noise (taken in the top of the 5th inning after Quinlan's at bat), showed the Cell to be nearly silent. We will extrapolate this to conclude that fans were silent throughout the entire game.


Ump's Gift to Sox - We'll Take It
- When you are the White Sox, sometimes you just have to rely on terrible calls to win games.