This Carson kid could use some lessons on basic English composition. This is some of the most mangled writing I've ever seen, on or off the Internet.
Because he writes like a moron or someone who first learned English last Saturday, it makes me question his analytical skills, too.
This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.