Wow... not sure why I bothered doing this to my hopes and expectations:
Eaton Minor League stats:
Frank Thomas Minor League stats:
But to balance that out - here's a depressing scouting report..
Sounds a lot like Aaron Rowand to me. 4th outfielder who gives max effort to barely fit the range of a CFer. His arm seems to be weak though and they are saying no power. Sounds like he has a good eye and bat though, just gets dominated by lefties.