Thread: Mayor Magglio!
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Old 12-10-2013, 07:59 AM
SephClone89 SephClone89 is offline
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Originally Posted by DumpJerry View Post
Former Sox farmhand Magglio Ordonez is elected Mayor of his town in Venezuela.
Doesn't this undersell him a bit?

I realize that this is technically true, but I usually hear it applied to prospects who were traded or otherwise didn't pan out, not to All-Stars.
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