Congrats Mayor Magglio
Former Sox farmhand Magglio Ordonez is elected Mayor
of his town in Venezuela.
This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.