OMG! In a season that is pretty much a rebuilding year with little chance at the post season the Sox signed an all time fan favorite who has been with the team for his whole career (for the most part), was a captain for a good chunk of those years and helped lead the team to their first WS title in anyone's lifetime for one final season at a very reasonable rate so he could retire with the team.
EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!
When Dunn get's traded mid-season (and he will) the problem of too many batters for too few AB is solved.
Riding shotgun on the Sox bandwagon since before there was an Internet...