Another one I would have picked meteor for.
The lesser of two evils, however, and the team that simply won't die no matter how many stakes you drive through their hearts, I have to go with the Cardinals.
First time in forever I can remember not really having a team that I could at least respect left at this stage.
I want my $2.
Obligatory 2016 attendance record: 0-1 (10-8 loss to Toronto on 6/25)
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.