Originally Posted by KyWhiSoxFan
The only reason he was sent to the mound was to make sure they secured the number three draft pick. God help them if they went on a winning streak and passed the Cubs.
I'm usually dismissive of this kind of conspiracy talk, but not his time. Poor Ax might hurt his neck someday trying to follow line drives coming off the bat.
Better watch out,
Better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is dead.
Aw, Merry Christmas anyway.