It's always somebody else's fault. Problem with the venders? "Sportservice controls that". Well, you HIRED them they should answer to you.
Problem with the crossing guards almost getting you flattened? "The city forces us to hire them".
No stands open? "That's unacceptable", then fewer stands are open the next homestand.
The ushers don't know the answer to any question they get asked? "Oh they are students who had to go to school when we had training".
Now I haven't been to any other MLB ballparks, but I do attend other sporting events and the Cell is the only place that half-asses it during a professional game (and I've been to some dumps).