Reading this thread is giving me flashbacks to JR's first season owning the team. When Veeck owned the team (his four years coincided with my four years of high school, so I guess I was spoiled), it was fun and baseball at the park. When JR took over, it was baseball and behave yourself at the ballpark.
This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.