The guy is hitting .167 in the minors and he is wondering why the big club hasn't called him up yet? Someone is in denial. He should be thanking his lucky stars that he is earning a big league salary while sucking it up down there. To put it in perspective, Ian Stewart is making four times the salary Conor Gillaspie is making this year.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin