Play any random clip of Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle in "Major League" when the Tribe was going bad and it would probably fit this club right now. And I might be more inclined to tune in.
Regarding a replacement for Hawk, as long as JR owns this team it will be a former Sox player. He'd probably hire Ozzie.
"It's not the high price of stardom that bothers me...it's the high price of mediocrity." - Bill Veeck