With Alexei's 5 game hitting streak returning his .OBP back to .300+ and the return of Viciedo we're actually up to 4 starters with +.300. It's still awful, but with De Aza coming around and Dunn hitting we could actually have an average offense. Maybe even a plus offense if Paulie has one more run in him.
JEFF: 100 bucks! Hey Al, you know a lot about sports maybe you could win the hundred and buy yourself a newer Dodge.
AL: No chance! Those questions are so obscure that you’d have to have no life whatsoever to get the answer.
TV: "Who played centerfield for the Chicago White Sox in the ’59 world series."
AL: Jim Landis! I know that, Jim Landis!