The only good thing about days like this is the fact that it puts this roster closer to the enema it needs.
Dump salary. Get prospects. Let the veterans waste payroll somewhere else on a team that can get that last little bit of production and motivation out of them.
"Guess what? I bought you a Hawk and DJ bobblehead on ebay. It even says 'Hawk' on Hawk's hat. Isn't that cool."
---My awesome father