This thread is hilarious. TDog and I have were blasted here the day we signed him and predicted his sucktitude.
He laziness (worst offseason training in history of the south side is well documented) and his swing has put him in a vortex of strikeouts and lack of a clue that he is driving this team into the ground. He's never been in a playoff game and never will. Each team he leaves just improves instantly. Cut this bum.
2015: hoping we traded a donkey for a stud at DH. If departure patterns hold true, playoffs are in the future. GO SOX!