Originally Posted by Frater Perdurabo
Swisher consistently ***** the Sox. From giving up Gio for him, to his abject incompetence in 2008, to the hot garbage we got in return for him, to him beating our brains in as a Yankee and now an Indian, I hope he develops uncontrollable diarrhea every time he plays the Sox.
Makes you wonder if he's doing it on purpose. After his father sucked with the Cubs, he probably decided to get revenge on the city via our team. What other way to explain it?
If found, please return to 333 W. 35th Street, Chicago. Generous reward offered.