Originally Posted by Bobby Thigpen
I think only Sox fans could care this much about who throws out an absolutely meaningless ceremonial pitch.
It's the dog days of Spring Training. Should we debate who wins the Cactus League MVP?
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin