A lawyer I know once represented him. He was pulled over for a speeding ticket. While the officer was writing up the ticket, MB drove away. This resulted in a trip to the county jail. When the lawyer asked why did he drive away (to see if there was a legitimate defense somewhere), MB said "he never told me to wait for him to finish."
Real work of genius that Milton Bradley.
Things that make you go "Hmmmmm:" Aaron Rowand and Kris Bryant have never been seen in the same room at the same time.