Originally Posted by guillensdisciple
What are we at right now? 104 years right? Downright embarrassing,
"We?" Who is "we?"
For a good laugh, ask a Cub fan who believes in Theo to tell you about the last time Theo successfully built a MLB team from the pits to The Trophy. While you're at it, ask the Cubbie about all the times Theo has done it. The blank look you'll get is priceless.
This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.