More menu items:
Sammy's "Corked Bat-wurst"- Looks like a regular bratwurst but made with chicken to make it nice and light! (*wink*)
Woo Woo's Soup of the Day- You don't need teeth to enjoy Ronnie's homestyle soup of the day!
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin