I said at the end of the road trip that the winner of the Central would be the team who did a worse job at handing the other the division. We've pretty much gift-wrapped it for a team that's going to get stomped into the turf in the playoffs.
I want my $2.
Obligatory 2016 attendance record: 0-1 (10-8 loss to Toronto on 6/25)
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.