Originally Posted by jabrch
Oh - not that kind of (missing) Link... Try this.
I really liked his potential. He kept the ball in the park very well in the minors. Just goes to show you how little some of that means sometimes. I recall him having something like .15 HRs per 9....something really freakish.
LOL, awesome! In Bobby "The Brain" Heenan's book, he makes a mention of the fact that Missing Link wore his trademark makeup even outside in the real world. This was before they broke "kayfabe" in wrestling and had to stay in character when in public. Could you imagine running into The Missing Link at your local bank or a Wendy's with him in full make up?!
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin