Of course we did. He now joins the fine tradition of Kenny Williams Jr. (who admittedly may still be OK) and Ozzie Guillen Jr. How long until we sign Buerhle's daughter to a minor league deal? 18 years?
Shoeless Joe Jackson: The first two were high and tight, so where do you think the next one's gonna be?
Archie Graham: Well, either low and away, or in my ear.
Shoeless Joe Jackson: He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away.
Archie Graham: Right.
Shoeless Joe Jackson: But watch out for in your ear.