Twins demand Selig name them AL Champions
"It is so unfair. We have a better record than the Rangers, we should be having the World Series at Target Field"-Bert Blyleven

"We had a better record and they should let us be in the World Series. Baseball needs to change the rules just for us"-Joe Nathan

Fox Network orders Bud Selig to cancel World Series
"You honestly don't expect us to actually broadcast a postseason series without the Yankees, do you?" says Fox exec

Selig "considering" Fox order to shut down


In other news, arrogant sportswriters and snobby sports bloggers write and blog (for the umpteenth time) that they "don't care" about this upcoming World Series

Twins demand that Selig force White Sox to forfeit all remaining Target Field games

"Games that they would lose in the Metrodome they now stand a good chance of winning, and that might mean the difference in winning or losing the division. And that's just so unfair. Everything happens to us." Former pitcher/Hall of Fame bitcher Bert Blyleven


Twins ask Selig to give them the division title "right now"

"If Morneau hadn't gotten...

The City of Chicago is basking in the glow of the Hawks' glorious Stanley Cup victory over the Flyers (guess the series wasn't fixed after all). Let's take a look at how the Chicago media is celebrating the Hawks winning their first Cup since 1961:

Blackhawks win Stanley Cup!
Defeat Flyers in 6 for first title since '61


Telander: Now my poor little Cubbies stand alone as the Chicago team that hasn't won anything in my lifetime *boo hoo sob sob*
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Some headlines and stuff we might see in the aftermath of the World Series:

Rick the Indignant Sportswriter here!!! How dare they vote a Designated Hitter the MVP of the Holy Fall Classic!! How could they? The DH is a blight upon humanity!! A Curse!! An abomination!! He is only three-fifths of a human being! He has no rights under God or our Constitution!! He......


Oh. It wasn't Frank Thomas?? COOL!! Hey, It's all good!!

And when are my poor Cubbies...