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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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Sneering Chicago Sports Media Ass-Greatest Hits

Posted 05-04-2014 at 05:21 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-04-2014 at 05:27 PM by TommyJohn

Way back in the olden days of 2003, I created a WSI habitue known as the Sneering Chicago Sports Media Ass. The SCSMA would show up from time to time to sneer at White Sox fans about how lousy, horrible and unloved their team was, as compared to the great franchise up north that hadn't won anything in going on 95 years.

The inspiration for this character was twofold-the first was Steve Rosenbloom, the normally cynical grouch who has written sports columns for both papers in town,...
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White Sox-Cubs trivia

Posted 02-17-2012 at 06:53 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 08-04-2012 at 12:08 PM by TommyJohn

I was listening to Dan McNeil on the radio the other day and he was listing players who played for both the Cubs and White Sox. I was only half interested because he went on about how the list contains about 200 or so names. Yes, it does. So it got me tp thinking about creative lists of Cubs-Sox players, the guys on the list who have a unique distinction about their careers. So I decided to list players for the Cubs and White Sox who belong to some special sub group.

The following...
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A new curse! How cute!

Posted 10-29-2011 at 11:21 AM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)

As posted in Talking Baseball:

Let's invent a curse! Texas hasn't won in 50 years and they were one strike away twice-will we now see poems, plays, and literary lights moaning and groaning about how woeful and awful and cursed they are, and how there is something glorious and noble in their suffering?

The Curse of JFK-As we know, President Kennedy threw out the first ball before the first game in Senators/Rangers history. He was gunned down on a Dallas street two years...
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Kirk offers his thoughts.....

Posted 11-05-2010 at 11:18 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 11-20-2010 at 11:46 AM by TommyJohn

Today Kirk Gibson-former outfielder/manager/psycho/whacko/nutjob-offered his thoughts on the death of Sparky Anderson, the manager for whom he played in Detroit. They were both a part of the 1984 Tigers team that went wire-to-wire in winning the World Series that year. He....


Ricky the whiny sportswriter here. I interrupt this obit to whine once again. You mentioned 1984. That was the year my Cubbies lost 3 games to 2 to the Padres. If they had won Game 5, there never would...
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Just revising an old headline...

Posted 07-18-2010 at 11:49 AM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)

I can't edit this "headline anymore since the thread is closed, so I am putting my revisions here. I know it seems a waste since this is four years old, but I liked those threads and I like writing. So I go back and revisit them, they appeal to my desire to write "Onion" type headlines.


Shani Davis wins gold
Davis wears Sox hat; befuddled foreigners ask "vat es 'ess-oh-ex?'"
Isaacson: Cubs hat would've been easily recognized

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