Way back in the olden days of 2003, I created a WSI habitue known as the Sneering Chicago Sports Media Ass. The SCSMA would show up from time to time to sneer at White Sox fans about how lousy, horrible and unloved their team was, as compared to the great franchise up north that hadn't won anything in going on 95 years.

The inspiration for this character was twofold-the first was Steve Rosenbloom, the normally cynical grouch who has written sports columns for both papers in town,...

Murderer's Row slays Black Sox to even series

Game 4 at Comiskey Park

1927 Yankees.......132 043 300-16 14 0
1919 White Sox.....130 000 000- 4 10 3

2B: New York-Meusel (2), Dugan, Paschal
Chicago-Weaver, Leibold (2), Schalk

3B: New York-Gehrig, Grabowski

HR: New York-Combs

Pitchers: New York-Shocker Chicago-Faber, Lowdermilk, Danforth, Williams

Balk: Williams

Player of the Game-Lou...

September, 2012 was a month most Sox fans would love to forget. For the 10th anniversary of you-know-who, Yahoo.com posted an article "commemorating" the moment. I imagined how another news source might note it:

The "Cubune" weighs in

*10th Anniversary Commemorative Edition*



The Trib Celebrates the Greatest Moment in White Sox History

75-page pullout section

Pictures of attack from every angle...

LaRussa's A Champ!
Former White Sox Manager beats former White Sox coach to win World Series; second to win in both leagues

20 Years after White Sox fired him, LaRussa again on top

How stupid does Jerry Reinsdorf feel now?

June 20, 1986-Where were you?

It was a day most White Sox fans would prefer
to forget, if only we'd let them. But we won't!
It was on that day that Ken "Squawk" Harrelson,
the most clueless executive...

Game 3 at Comiskey Park

1927 Yankees.......000 002 110-4 10 0
1919 White Sox.....310 020 00x-6 8 0

2B: NY-Koenig, Gehrig, Meusel 3B: Felsch
HR: Gandil
SB: Risberg (2)

Pitchers: New York-Hoyt, Moore Chicago-Kerr

W-Kerr L-Hoyt

Player of the Game-Chick Gandil (2-for-4, 3-run HR in 1st, walked and scored in 4th)

Lineups:

1927 Yankees

CF Earle Combs
SS Mark Koenig...