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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
Newspaper headlines parody headlines written in past threads

Headline we might see??????????

Posted 07-17-2010 at 08:55 AM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 11:54 AM by TommyJohn

Twins demand that Selig force White Sox to forfeit all remaining Target Field games

"Games that they would lose in the Metrodome they now stand a good chance of winning, and that might mean the difference in winning or losing the division. And that's just so unfair. Everything happens to us." Former pitcher/Hall of Fame bitcher Bert Blyleven

Twins ask Selig to give them the division title "right now"

"If Morneau hadn't gotten...
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the Chicago media celebrates the Blackhawks

Posted 06-12-2010 at 12:08 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 11:54 AM by TommyJohn

The City of Chicago is basking in the glow of the Hawks' glorious Stanley Cup victory over the Flyers (guess the series wasn't fixed after all). Let's take a look at how the Chicago media is celebrating the Hawks winning their first Cup since 1961:

Blackhawks win Stanley Cup!
Defeat Flyers in 6 for first title since '61

Telander: Now my poor little Cubbies stand alone as the Chicago team that hasn't won anything in my lifetime *boo hoo sob sob*
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Aftermath of the World Series

Posted 11-05-2009 at 09:34 AM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 10-27-2017 at 01:25 PM by TommyJohn

Some headlines and stuff we might see in the aftermath of the World Series:

Rick the Indignant Sportswriter here!!! How dare they vote a Designated Hitter the MVP of the Holy Fall Classic!! How could they? The DH is a blight upon humanity!! A Curse!! An abomination!! He is only three-fifths of a human being! He has no rights under God or our Constitution!! He......

Oh. It wasn't Frank Thomas?? COOL!! Hey, It's all good!!

And when are my...
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