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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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the Agony of the Kirk

Posted 04-11-2009 at 04:32 PM by TommyJohn
Updated 04-12-2009 at 10:56 AM by TommyJohn

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Tommy Lasorda, meanwhile, tipped his cap to the Knights. “They just flat out beat us” he said. “We wanted it. We wanted it bad. I thought we were comin’ into tomorrow tied for first after the Big Fella went deep in the 16th. But we couldn’t hold it.”[/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Orel Hershiser was glum. “The record is great, and I’m happy that the fans cheered for me when I got it” he said. “But I would have gladly given up nine runs in the first if we had come back to win 10-9. I would gladly given up a run and won 2-1. I wanted that pennant more than anything.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Without it, the record means nothing.”[/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Kirk Gibson was the most disappointed of all. “**** YOU, YOU MOTHER****ING PIECES OF ****!” He screamed at the gathered reporters. “I AIN’T GOT NUTHIN’ TO ****IN’ SAY! YOU HEAR ME, YOU ****IN’ DICKWADS? NUTHIN! **** YOU! GO **** YOURSELVES!! OR EACH OTHER!! ****IN’ *******!! WHAT THE **** DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ****IN’ BASEBALL? **** YOU!!!” Gibson ranted, while reporters stared in disbelief. More than one may have been ready to piss his pants in fright. [/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]One enterprising reporter decided to try one more time, asking Gibson what the future held for him.[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]“What the **** do you care?” Gibson snarled. “****in’ *****dick. **** you!”[/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The reporter was bewildered. “*****dick? Kirk, talk about a contradiction in terms!” He said. [/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]“”What did you say? WHAT THE **** DID YOU ASK ME, MOTHER****ER?” [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]suddenly enraged Gibson yelled. “Hey, ******! THE TERMS OF MY MOTHER[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]****ING CONTRACT ARE NONE OF YOUR ****ING BUSINESS YOU HOMO MOTHER[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]****ER! GOT THAT?”[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The reporter bit his lip hard and smiled.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]“WHAT THE ****? I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY, MOTHER****ER? DO YOU LIKE BEING CALLED A ****** HOMO, IS THAT IT?” Shouted Gibson.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]“Never mind, Kirk. Never mind” the reporter said, then walked out fast, bursting into laughter upon exiting the clubhouse.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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