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IMF is in the headlines

Posted 05-17-2011 at 03:27 PM by TommyJohn
Updated 05-29-2011 at 10:48 AM by TommyJohn

IMF Chief fights sex allegations
Phelps: Charges “baseless”

Jim Phelps, the longtime head of the Impossible Missions Force, is now faced with an impossible mission of his own-fighting off charges of sexual misconduct made by an ex-employee.

The woman, identified as former IMF Agent Cinnamon Carter, has alleged that Phelps gave her several choice assignments in exchange for sexual favors. Phelps emphatically denies her claims.

“Cinnamon’s charges are baseless, and I hope to clear my name soon. My record as head of the IMF is impeccable. I am an honest, upright government employee who happens to resort to dirty tricks and con games in order to achieve our ends.”

The IMF is a clandestine organization that has been in existence since the 1960’s. Originally founded by Dan Briggs, Phelps took over after Briggs mysteriously disappeared and was never heard from or mentioned again. Rumors had it that the job clashed with his Orthodox Judaism. The IMF has, by its own count, busted 221 drug lords, put 348 Syndicate operatives out of business, deposed 524 evil despots, and lured 15 criminals into countries with whom the U.S. has an extradition treaty.

Reached for comment, the secretary disavowed any knowledge of Phelps’s actions.
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