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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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Posted 12-04-2010 at 03:40 PM by TommyJohn
Updated 05-29-2011 at 11:41 AM by TommyJohn

[B][SIZE=6]Parque, Schoenweis named in Mitchell Report[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=6]Both were teammates of members of 2005 White Sox[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]McGrath: "Championship" tainted forever[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Sullivan: Parque and Schoenweis' 10 worst moments with players who went on to play for 2005 White Sox[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"I knew my boys would be on the list! They didn't let me down!" -William Ligue, Convicted Felon and World's Number 1 White Sox Fan[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Trib Editorial: Steroid Scandal worst since Black Sox. Is there no end to the ways they will try to kill baseball?[/SIZE][/B]

[SIZE=1]Cubs also named in report[/SIZE]


[B][SIZE=6]Did Magglio take steroids?[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=6]New accusation out; Canseco offered him money to keep him out of book[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Guest columnist Greg Couch: Yes! he did! [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]And do you know what this means? It means that [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]since Maggs was teammates with members of the[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]2005 White Sox, their World Series [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]title is forever[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]tainted! Yes! I have been waiting so [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]long to find[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]out just that, as anyone who read me [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]before the [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Mitchell Report came out well knows! [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]I'm so happy[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]I just peed my pants! And hey, while [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]I'm at it, the[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]1917 World Series was won by guys [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]who would[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]become the Black Sox, so strike that [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]one from the[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]books, too! Giggle! It means that the [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]World Series[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]won by Chicago before that is the [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]last clean one![/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]The 1908 Chicago Cubs: Chicago's last, true, pure,[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]innocent, untainted baseball Champions![/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Mets to play White Sox in Civil Rights Game[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]White trash fans in uproar over Sox' participation[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"This stinks! I'll be watching on TV waving my Confederate flag!" William Ligue, convicted felon and World's Number 1 White Sox fan[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Fred Mitchell: Cubs should play in game, they led the way with Ernie and Billy[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Game to take place in Memphis[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Trib Investigation: James Earl Ray a White Sox fan![/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]A Trib look at previously unpublished notes of William Bradford Huie, author of [I]He Slew the Dreamer[/I], shows that James Earl Ray, the convicted assassin of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a devoted White Sox fan[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]"He is very fond of the White Sox. He asks me [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]everyday about them. He particularly loves Eddie[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Stanky, the White Sox manager. And boy, does he[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]hate the Cubs. He is obsessed to the point of [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]madness with them." Huie writes. (Eddie Stanky,[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]we hasten to remind you, was violently opposed[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]to Jackie Robinson's integration of baseball.)[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Paul Sullivan: Top ten worst White Sox fans of the past 40 years (and boy, was it hard to narrow it down to ten)[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]McNulty: Bias perception still exists[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]"It's just unbelievable" said Dan McGrath, Trib [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]sports editor. "The perception is there with the[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]White Sox' whacko, paranoid fans and we are just[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]powerless to stop it. I'm so tired of those nutjobs,[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]really. I mean, when they won the World Series[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]we had a special pullout section and two books.[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]But with the way those kooks acted, you'd have [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]thought that we had put up regular season[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]headlines like "Somber Streak" or "Choke Hold" or[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]wrote stories [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]comparing them to the 1964 Phillies[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]or 1984 Cubs. And after [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]they won it all I wrote it [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]right there on the front [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]page: 'This is for everyone [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]who cares about the White [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]Sox.' And they say [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]I'm [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]biased. [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]Seriously, where[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]do [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]they get this crap?[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]"[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Another frustrated one is Rick Morrissey, Trib [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Sports columnist.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]"Boy, I can't wait until the Trib sells the team. [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]What a relief that will be." He says. "I mean,[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]I write one story saying 'great, you won the [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Series in 2005, but Chicago will always, always,[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]always be a Cub town. And by the way, if my[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Cubbies ever won the Series, their victory parade[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]will make the Sox' parade seem like a Rotary Club[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]bake sale. I believed that then and I believe it [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]now. Good Grief! What an uproar that caused![/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]They had the nerve to say I was biased."[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]The most tired of all is Ann Marie Lipinski.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]"I am in the business of the news!" She yells. [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]"I will put whatever is newsworthy on the front[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]page! If it means putting a story about marijuana [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]smoke hovering over the Cell on[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4] the front page, [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]that is what it means! Is it [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]our fault that they're all[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]dopeheads? And if it means [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]that giant snails are[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]more newsworthy than [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]murder, hey. I personally [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]love giant snails! And they also accuse me of [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]downplaying the parade downtown after they [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]won the series by having a story about if they[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]will ever be as 'big' as the Cubs. Well, I have news[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]for them. I have absolutely no memory of them[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]winning the series, or of any alleged parade down-[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]town, so I have no idea what they're talking [/SIZE][/B]
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