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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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Posted 12-04-2010 at 03:24 PM by TommyJohn
Updated 05-09-2014 at 08:41 AM by TommyJohn

A guy in Ohio was arrested for indecent exposure for masturbating in public. He was wearing a "White Sox 2005 World Champions" shirt at the time of his exposure and arrest:

[B][SIZE=6]White Sox fan arrested, charged with indecent exposure[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=5]Fan was wearing "White Sox World Champions" t-shirt in public place[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"It will be extremely difficult to convince everyone that the White Sox have no fans if we keep seeing this" said Trib official who called police[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Morrissey: How disgusting, flaunting it like that. Tuck it in, people.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Sullivan: Top ten worst moments of Sox fan indecent exposure[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Editorial: White Sox fans still stuck in past[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Arrested fan: "I don't mind being stuck in the past. There are a lot worse places where I can stick it out"[/SIZE][/B]

[B]After the Bears-Colts Super Bowl, I took another snarky jab at the 1972 Miami DingDong Dolphins (who were crying about my headline, I'm sure):[/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Both teams score touchdowns as Colts win Super Bowl XLI[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]1971 Dolphins throw champagne party[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Nick Buoniconti: "All right! We're still the only team not to score a touchdown in a Super Bowl game! A toast!"[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Bob Griese: "I was hoping that my son wouldn't get in the game, because that would probably mean that the Bears hadn't scored. Thanks, Rex!"[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Larry Csonka: "Who the hell are you to tell me I shouldn't celebrate? Our team did something no other team has ever done, fail to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl. I'm happy, **** you if you don't like it."[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Don Shula: "What we accomplished is unique. We're very proud to be the only team never to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl. If the Bears or Colts had failed to score a TD, I would've welcomed Lovie or Tony into our exclusive club. But they didn't make it, so we don't mind saying we're proud and happy."[/SIZE][/B]

A post inspired by CLR01. I don't remember his exact post, I think that it was something about Sox fans being the Antichrist.

[B][SIZE=6]Pope, Dalai Lama, Mahareshi, Greek Orthodox Archbishop all convene at Wrigley[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]"We all heard about what a holy shrine Wrigley [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]was, up there with the Sistine Chapel" said His[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Holiness Pope Benedict XVI. "So we decided to[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]have a conference here, to find out for ourselves[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]and to commune with the holy pilgrims to this[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]site. And you know what? Everything said about[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Wrigley is true. It truly is paradise on earth. I am[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]considering conducting Midnight Mass here next[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Christmas Eve. And those underwear ads on the[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]wall are [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]far more beautiful than anything ever[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]painted [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]by Michelangelo. It is [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]a truly a Cathedral of [/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Wrigley has "great karma" says Mahareshi[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Damien Thorn and Head of Church of Satan seen at Cell[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]"I'm here to recruit" says Head of Church. "Sox [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]fans are our kind of people."[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]"I love the White Sox!" said Thorn. "I grew up in[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]the Chicago suburbs after Gregory Peck got killed[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]trying to [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]off me at the end of the first film. My [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]earthly stepfather, [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]William Holden, took me to [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]my first game when [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]I was six. Was it six? Yeah, six.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]He tried to take [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]me to a game at Wrigley Field[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]first. But [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]as we [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]got closer to Wrigley I started[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]to shake all [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]over [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]and a chorus started an ominous[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Latin chant. [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]As soon as we started to get out of[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]the car all my Father's Home broke loose. [/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]I began screaming and punching Lee Grant.[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]They realized right then and there that Comiskey[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Park was the perfect place for me.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]I shook hands [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]with Bill Veeck and met my[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]favorite player, [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]Bucky Dent.[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4] I also met [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]Steve[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]Bartman [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]before Game Six in 2003. I'm a fan [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]because[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]I love [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]White Sox fans and players. They [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]really aren't[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]as [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]bad as the media [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]portrays them. [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]Trust me [/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4]on that"[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]says the Son of Lucifer[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4].[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]White Sox adopt Rambo for 2007 ad[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Sullivan: No surprise Sox pick Rambo, a shirtless, violent, obsessed psycho[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"I love Rambo! He's my favorite! I took off my shirt at the game in honor of him!" -William Ligue, convicted felon and World's Number 1 White Sox Fan[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Cubs 2007 ads to feature Rocky Balboa[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Morrissey: No surprise Cubs pick lovable, quintessential, All-American underdog/hero[/SIZE][/B]
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