White Sox Interactive Forums
Forums Home  

Welcome
Go Back   White Sox Interactive Forums > Blogs > No!!Mary!!!
Home Chat Stats Register Blogs FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read


In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
Rate this Entry

2006 headlines

Posted 12-04-2010 at 01:59 PM by TommyJohn
Updated 05-29-2011 at 10:43 AM by TommyJohn

Ex-White Sox star Albert Belle goes to prison

Ex-Sox slugger best known for corked bat, angry attitude, playing for White Sox

"He's my favorite player of all time! He's Mr. White Sox!" -William Ligue, fellow felon and World's Number 1 White Sox fan

Sullivan: First all Sox fans are in prison, now all Sox players. Where will it end?
____________________________________

2005 Sox bigger chokers than 1969 Cubs!

Rogers: 2005 Sox greatest chokers in history, no doubt

Morrissey: 2005 Sox make 1969 Cubs look like pennant winners

Jim Bunning: Geez! 2005 makes me feel a lot better about 1964!

Ron Santo: I feel relieved that we'll be replaced in history by the 2005 Sox. Where's my rug?

Greenfield: I will be laughing in the winter of 2005 and beyond. If my CubbieWubbies will never win it in my lifetime, then neither will *sneer* your *sneer* team. *sneer*



McGrath: Copy!! You idiots! You forgot to change all the 5's to 6's!!! If we're going to recycle stuff from last year, we have to make it LOOK original! You're fired! Get out! Let's try it again!




2006 Sox bigger chokers than 1969 Cubs!

Rogers: 2006 Sox greatest chokers in history, no doubt

Morrissey: 2006 Sox make 1969 Cubs look like pennant winners

Jim Bunning: Geez! 2006 makes me feel a lot better about 1964!

Ron Santo: I feel relieved that we'll be replaced in history by the 2006 Sox. Where's my rug?

Greenfield: I will be laughing in the winter of 2006 and beyond. If my CubbieWubbies will never win it in my lifetime, then neither will *sneer* your *sneer* team. *sneer*

_________________________________


The day the media eagerly anticipated: the defending 2005 World Champs are eliminated. Chief among the gloaters was Jimmy Greenfield, a Red Eye columnist and Cub fan who sneered that the 2006 Sox "collapse" would be remembered forever in history and was greater than that of the 1969 Cubs.

E-Day! YAY!

Sox Eliminated!

Reign as "World Champs" over in just 11 months

Tragic Number: 0!

Special 100 page pullout section: What went wrong? Oh, hell we don't care!

Morrissey: Sox failure to repeat is further proof that this is a Cubs town

Sullivan: Sox fans' white trash reign of terror over

Greenfield: Party like it's 1969!

"I'm heartbroken! I wanna kick some ass!"-William Ligue, convicted felon and World's Number 1 White Sox fan

Vanderberg: Goodbye, cruel world

Editorial: Yeah, OK. so they drew 2.9 million this year. Will they sustain that mark now that they failed to repeat?

Recent poll shows that Cubs are still infinitely more popular and will remain so

Fast forward to 2010-the 2006 White Sox' collapse is forgotten by baseball in general (Sox fans remember, though) while the 1969 Cubbie bombout is still remembered as one of the greatest collapses of all time. Which only proves that the Cubs are vastly more popular.

_________________________________

Set 'em up, Joe!
Girardi fired by Marlins, Cubs should hire him

Special Pullout section: Trib begins relentless campaign to bring Girardi to North Side

Will popular ex-Cub be Chicago's baseball savior?

Morrissey: Chicago deserves a winner like Girardi

Editorial: After 99 years, this city deserves a baseball champion. Joe Girardi can make it happen
_________________________________

Maggli-OH!
Ex-Sox Ordonez ALCS hero just two years after White Sox dumped him

Two years ago, Magglio Ordonez was an underrated, underappreciated player toiling for a mediocre team that played in the shadow of the Cubs, had no fans left and drew crowds of 5,000. After our recruiting efforts failed to get him to the Cubs, Maggs wound up in Detroit, where tonight a sellout crowd (Maggs never knew what those were before) roared as he belted the home run that landed the Tigers in their first World Series since 1984. Meanwhile, his replacement Jermaine Dye sits at home this October. Snicker snicker.

Morrissey: How stupid does Jerry Reinsdorf feel now?

Sullivan: A look back at Jerry Reinsdorf's ten worst personnel decisions

Ex-Tiger star Kirk Gibson reacts to Magglio's home run: "My home run off Gossage is still the most famous one in Tiger history! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"






Views 762 Comments 0
« headlines     Main     more h'lines »
Total Comments 0

Comments

 



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:17 AM.




Design by: Michelle

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Site-specific editorial/photos Copyright ©2001 - 2008 White Sox Interactive. All rights reserved.