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Posted 12-04-2010 at 01:47 PM by TommyJohn
Updated 05-29-2011 at 10:44 AM by TommyJohn

A.J. Pierzynski was nominated to be the "final man" voted onto the All-Star team by the fans on the internet. The Sox came up with the slogan "Punch A.J." It worked.

[B][SIZE=7]VOTER FRAUD![/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=6]For the second year in a row, Sox fans steal vote[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Undeserving A.J. voted on A.L. squad[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]How could this happen when the White Sox have only 10 fans? Trib investigates[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"It's like this" says Dr. Donald Pi, Nobel-winning University of Chicago mathematics professor. "If the Sox have 10 fans, and A.J. got 3.6 million votes, it means they all voted 360,000 times."[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"I am pleased to have cast so many votes for A.J. The White Sox have always been my team" - ex-Mayor Richard J. Daley; corrupt, dead politician and White Sox fan[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"A.J. is my favorite! I got out the vote at Stateville!" - William Ligue, world's Number 1 White Sox fan[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Sullivan: 10 worst cases of voter fraud in Chicago history. Was Frank Thomas involved in any of them?[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Nomar easily wins final N.L. spot[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Morrissey: If Nomar were still a Cub, he would've gotten more votes than Bush and Kerry combined. Proof that this is still a Cubs town. It is. No, really it is.[/SIZE][/B]
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AJ was interviewed at the All-Star Game while holding his baby daughter. CLR01 posted a headline that the baby was kidnapped, I followed up:

[SIZE=6][B]Pierzynski[/B] [B]uses baby as human shield[/B][/SIZE]

[B][SIZE=4]A.J. Pierzynski, the most hated human being in the world, was carrying a baby as a guard against all players who want to bean him, media members who want to hit him[/SIZE][/B]


[B][SIZE=4]Act calls to mind Martin Sheen in [I]The Dead Zone[/I][/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Did A.J. proceed to eat kidnapped baby? Trib investigates[/SIZE][/B]
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