In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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A.J. Pierzynski was nominated to be the "final man" voted onto the All-Star team by the fans on the internet. The Sox came up with the slogan "Punch A.J." It worked.
VOTER FRAUD!
For the second year in a row, Sox fans steal vote
Undeserving A.J. voted on A.L. squad
How could this happen when the White Sox have only 10 fans? Trib investigates
"It's like this" says Dr. Donald Pi, Nobel-winning University of Chicago mathematics professor. "If the Sox have 10 fans, and A.J. got 3.6 million votes, it means they all voted 360,000 times."
"I am pleased to have cast so many votes for A.J. The White Sox have always been my team" - ex-Mayor Richard J. Daley; corrupt, dead politician and White Sox fan
"A.J. is my favorite! I got out the vote at Stateville!" - William Ligue, world's Number 1 White Sox fan
Sullivan: 10 worst cases of voter fraud in Chicago history. Was Frank Thomas involved in any of them?
Nomar easily wins final N.L. spot
Morrissey: If Nomar were still a Cub, he would've gotten more votes than Bush and Kerry combined. Proof that this is still a Cubs town. It is. No, really it is.
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AJ was interviewed at the All-Star Game while holding his baby daughter. CLR01 posted a headline that the baby was kidnapped, I followed up:
Pierzynski uses baby as human shield
A.J. Pierzynski, the most hated human being in the world, was carrying a baby as a guard against all players who want to bean him, media members who want to hit him
Act calls to mind Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone
Did A.J. proceed to eat kidnapped baby? Trib investigates
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VOTER FRAUD!
For the second year in a row, Sox fans steal vote
Undeserving A.J. voted on A.L. squad
How could this happen when the White Sox have only 10 fans? Trib investigates
"It's like this" says Dr. Donald Pi, Nobel-winning University of Chicago mathematics professor. "If the Sox have 10 fans, and A.J. got 3.6 million votes, it means they all voted 360,000 times."
"I am pleased to have cast so many votes for A.J. The White Sox have always been my team" - ex-Mayor Richard J. Daley; corrupt, dead politician and White Sox fan
"A.J. is my favorite! I got out the vote at Stateville!" - William Ligue, world's Number 1 White Sox fan
Sullivan: 10 worst cases of voter fraud in Chicago history. Was Frank Thomas involved in any of them?
Nomar easily wins final N.L. spot
Morrissey: If Nomar were still a Cub, he would've gotten more votes than Bush and Kerry combined. Proof that this is still a Cubs town. It is. No, really it is.
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AJ was interviewed at the All-Star Game while holding his baby daughter. CLR01 posted a headline that the baby was kidnapped, I followed up:
Pierzynski uses baby as human shield
A.J. Pierzynski, the most hated human being in the world, was carrying a baby as a guard against all players who want to bean him, media members who want to hit him
Act calls to mind Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone
Did A.J. proceed to eat kidnapped baby? Trib investigates
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