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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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Posted 12-04-2010 at 01:37 PM by TommyJohn
Updated 05-29-2011 at 10:44 AM by TommyJohn

[B][SIZE=6]SCANDAL![/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=6]Sox stealing signs[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]"yeah, they're one of the best offenses in the game, but look at what happened in game 3. One hit. And don't give that crap about lousy pitchers or an off-night" says unidentified Card source[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Morrissey: Cheating scandal further taints Sox, game[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Sullivan: I HATE the White Sox: A look back at every Sox scandal from fixing the World Series to AJ to Ozzie to stealing signs..contract them already!!![/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Special guest blogger Jay Mariotti: Sox have no integrity, and I ought to know not having any myself[/SIZE][/B]
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[B]I wrote this after a fan interfered with an Astro hit during a nationally-televised extra-inning Sox-Astros game at US Cellular. The fan covered his face as cameras showed him being ejected from the park. The Astros went on to score three runs in that inning and win the game.[/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Sox fan who interfered with Everett triple bewildered by lack of death threats[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4]"I don't understand" says Joe Schmoe, who covered his face to avoid being seen. "I would've expected to see my windows broken, my tires slashed, my parents in hiding, 100 late night calls from Jay Mariotti, people demanding my death, the works. But there's nothing. I was hoping at the very least that it would get me chicks."[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Morrissey: Further proof that this is a Cubs town and no one cares about the White Sox[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]Sullivan: Joe Schmoe's 10 worst acts of fan interference[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]William Ligue, world's Number 1 White Sox fan: "I can't believe what he did to my beloved White Sox! Want me to kick his ass for ya?"[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4]McGrath Editorial: If Joe Schmoe had received death threats, it would be further proof that all White Sox fans are barbaric thugs and animals[/SIZE][/B]
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[B][SIZE=7]TRASH![/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=6]Sox fans litter beautiful Wrigley Field[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=6]A.J. classlessly costs Cubs a win, fans respond in typical fashion[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Sullivan: White Sox, white trash[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]Morrissey: This is still a Cubs town[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Also: two blurry photos show two people doing something; is it Sox fans pouring plant killer on the ivy?[/SIZE][/B]
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[B][SIZE=5]Mariotti on 'Around the Horn': "Trash throwing A.J.'s fault"[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=4][SIZE=2]"Cub fans are the greatest of all" says hard-hitting columnist. [/SIZE][/SIZE][/B]
[B]"They would never throw trash on the field and act like Sox fans [/B]
[B]without a reason. A.J. gave them a reason by acting like an ass.[/B]
[B]I mean, here are the Cubs, one out away from a much-needed [/B]
[B]win. The Sox didn't need that game. The Cubs did. The fans were [/B]
[B]about to go home drunk and happy. And A.J. had to ruin it all by[/B]
[B]hitting that home run. He just had to go and be a jerk again, like[/B]
[B]last time. First it was scoring on a scarifice fly, now a home run to[/B]
[B]give the Scum Sox and their Scum fans something to be happy [/B]
[B]about. Is there no end to this lout's jerkish behavior? Any wonder[/B]
[B]pitchers plunk him and Barrett punched him? I'd love to punch him[/B]
[B]myself, but I'm a short, dumpy little twit and if I tried, he'd kick my[/B]
[B]butt and send me crying to my lawyer."[/B]

[B][SIZE=6]Hendry: "we understand"[/SIZE][/B]
[B]"I can't blame those poor, frustrated fans" says Cub GM. "They are[/B]
[B]mad, and they want to see a winner. So they demonstrate that way.[/B]
[B]Poor fans. They are frustrated. They throw garbage because of the[/B]
[B]frustration. It's all frustrattion. They are great fans."[/B]

[B][SIZE=6][SIZE=5]William Ligue, world's number[/SIZE] 1 [/SIZE][SIZE=5]White Sox fan: "they're amateurs compared to us Sox fans on the south side! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!"[/SIZE][/B]
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